Coldplaying@Hogwarts

Toothbrushes are for hygiene, as is deodorant, Coldplay's first song was Ode To Deodorant! New word: emulation

Mac and cheese is wonderful. Coldplay is wonderful. Thanksgiving

The picture was too perfect not to caption, and that stalkery face made it all the more perfect. Thanks!

"When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach – SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP"

Last night's SNL and that Jimmy Fallon interview further intensified my love for the man known as Chris Martin. :chris: :dazzled:

BEST LOLDPLAY EVER OF ALL TIME

Chris on both Jimmy Fallon and last night's SNL = flawless and hilarious and perfect and CHRIS :dazzled:

"One-a cheese pizza, a-coming up!" :chef:

Awww.... that was adorbz.

I'd like the order to be switched slightly myself. Charlie Brown and DLIBYH before PoC, please.

Lady Gaga sings a song called Telephone with Beyonce. Beyonce is married to Jay-Z, who guested on Coldplay's track "Lost+" New word: zwieback

Seriously such a cool video idea I'm surprised it's not being used as an alternate Paradise video...

Those who are impartial to Coldplay clearly have no taste. New word: crustacean

Egg fried rice is Chinese. Princess of China. New word: slalom

Yetis are mountain-dwelling creatures that may or may not exist. They live in mountains. A mountain is a really tall hill. Violet Hill is a song by Coldplay. New word: honeydew

Pajamas are comfy, as are blankets, and Charlie Brown's friend Linus carries a blanket. Charlie Brown is a song by Coldplay. New word: Ytterbium

A spanner is not a screwdriver. The Doctor has a sonic screwdriver. Doctor Who is British. Coldplay are British. New word: nucleolus

Chris is the real-life Schroeder.

That gif of Chris kissing Guy.... :dazzled: Anyway... THOSE EYES. KAWAII DESU DESU~~~~

(This pic of Chris is simply KAWAII DESU DESU :dazzled: Just look at those puppy eyes!)

Beef Jerky is high in calories. Too many calories can do bad things to your heart. ...come on, baby, don't let it break your heart. New word: Oviraptor

I'd take off my bra for Chris Martin :sneaky: New word: Tide

I think someone should make a video for Charlie Brown with Coldplay as Charlie Brown characters... like those Robot Chicken sketches, but with Coldplay. Also, found this on Tumblr: :dazzled: ME GUSTA

Found this on Tumblr.... :dazzled: