Coldplaying@Hogwarts

...I've heard 3 Coldplay songs on the radio today. In 2 hours. Three Coldplay songs in 2 hours on one radio station. (Viva La Vida, Clocks, and Daylight) And it's Yom Kippur. God must be OK with me.

...I've heard 3 Coldplay songs on the radio today. In 2 hours. Three Coldplay songs in 2 hours on one radio station. (Viva La Vida, Clocks, and Daylight) And it's Yom Kippur. God must be OK with me.

IT'S AVIVA DIVAL. SO WHEN I GET MARRIED, I'LL BE AVIVA DIVAL-RADCLIFFE.

I know, right? It's so disturbing. I made it up meself.

Hayley. But you can call me Aviva Dival (Viva La Vida backwards-ish)

Here's a disturbing Chris Martin joke. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" he growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

Also disturbing. :sweat: Here's a disturbing joke. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

...you make up sick Chris Martin jokes like this one. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" To which Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

^ That pic disturbs me. :wtf:

Chris: Hey, boys, you gotta try this new 'bottled water' stuff, it's bloody fabulous!

He's taking voice lessons, so I guess he and Chris would be the two sexiest lead singers ever. (Both look great topless, too! ;) )

Yes....the eyes are nice. (So are Dan Radcliffe's but he's not a member of the band... yet)

:heart:

Chris: You mark my words, we will never stop until you give Jonny's cake back! Jonny: Is Cakey gone? *tears well up, starts bawling* Guy: It's gonna be alright, Jonny. Will: I miss Cakey too... *cries as well*

Once I heard Daylight in a gift shop in Newport R!. At the same time I was listening to the song ironically on my iPod, and I thought my music got louder, but it hadn't changed- it was locked. So I took off my headphones and whaddaya know?

Chris: Damn, that is the biggest freaking cake I've ever seen in my life...

Remember this one?

What's a Wispa? *not from Europe* I do love me some British candy~

Yes, I just think it's kinda cute that Chris likes to slap the cute one's ass.

Chris: We don't expect you to talk, Mr. Satriani. We expect you to die. Chris: Dear God, if you can hear me right now, I'd really like it if I could slap Guy's ass without the fangirls crying.

I was just watching the Grammys from this year. When Coldplay won Rock Album, Song of The Year, etc. I screamed "Huggles for Chrissy!" at the top of my lungs. Thank god my parents aren't home.... :chris:

I was just watching the Grammys from this year. When Coldplay won Rock Album, Song of The Year, etc. I screamed "Huggles for Chrissy!" at the top of my lungs. Thank god my parents aren't home.... :chris:

I wish this was the official if they used the entire uncut song.

Ah, OK!

Amsterdam