Prince Myshkin

Somebody blow my mind.

How deep?

I'm at work.

Did you have to pee because of the prospect of so many posts in here?

Fair enough!

And you've got a horrific draw in the FA Cup, bart. There's no way you'll get through that...

Ah man, it aint no fun if you aren't enjoying it. Make a few changes to your routines and see if it helps.

I had a minidisc player. Got four albums recorded onto minidiscs for it before it was superseded.

Are floppy disks finished then?

Alarm set for those or just awaking naturally because of absolute necessity to send?

What is the average age of this forum?

Considerably less entertaining than the prequel, Life Inside the Bedroom: The Greg Story This is embarrassing. The day people can genuinely laugh at masturbation, without humorous context attached to it, is a sad, sad day.

I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok.

All my selfies are for this forum.

That's a matter of opinion.

Well that's not very nice.

I don't understand it. I was under the impression the ladies loved the needy and annoying guys. What am I doing wrong? Maybe I need a new pimp. What's your cut of the action by the way? 50/50 split?

Buuuuuuuump

Buuuump.

Nah, we aren't weird enough to turn people on.

I just discovered that two of my ex's are married. And one has a kid.

It's filled with weirdos.

Buuuuuuuuuump

Pic if you can! I chucked in an extra book since there was a delay.

I wanted him to say that, instead of only coming on to post when things go right.