Prince Myshkin

My arm with a needle in it.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

My most recent purchases: [ame=http://www.amazon.co.uk/Thinnest-Leather-Thickness-Aluminium-Coated/dp/B009MNJD7W/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1382303326&sr=8-28&keywords=iphone+4+case+leather]jnt 1mm edge thickness aluminium coated PU Leather: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics[/ame]

UGH http://vivas.fi/nain-miehet-ja-naiset-erovat-toisistaan-katso-kuvat/

She's supposedly doing it today, US time.

I want to buy your love.

I'm on to you Dee.

Yes, i would like you to enter. I'd possibly like you to enter more than anybody else, just because whenever I've said anything that's been inquisitive about you you've seemed to have been weirded out by it. So if you did it'd mean you felt less weirded out by me than you might have done in the past.

Is that you not entering :(

Fair enough. Just your ass, though? Whoever wins will receive a pm from me where we'll decide what kind of things they are interested in and then I'll send the book/whatever based on that. That is because it is a Braddock thread. If you want me to send you the money on paypal and you get a pizza you can do that IF you take a picture of you with it. But I'm happy to buy a book.

Yes.

I can paypal for peeps who it doesn't work for.

My advice is to not eat snow, yellow or otherwise. It is not food.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uL0niWcVf0]Quit stalling - YouTube[/ame]

Then I will eat you alive.

Did that stand? Poor assistant refereeing if so (and if such a rip/tear didn't occur during play). They are supposed to check for those things before each half.

Niiiice. Looks like a big pint.

8 in so far. One week to go, I'll draw it next Saturday and the purchase will be made the midweek after that when I get paid.

Balls, don't know why I left out US in the listed countries. Updated.

OK, so I have decided that every payday (monthly) I will buy a pizza for a lucky Coldplayer. Preferably I will use Just Eat, an online takeaway website that allows you to order and arrange delivery online. I can pay online and get it delivered to an address of your choice. The website is active in UK, US, Ireland, Belgium, Netherlands, Norway, Denmark, France, Italy, India, Switzerland, Spain, Brazil and Canada. I realise that this raises a few issues. Firstly people who aren't from those countries. Secondly, some people don't like pizza. Thirdly, people don't like giving their addresses online. These things considered, I am willing to transfer the money to them via paypal BUT I would like them to post a picture of themselves with their pizza. I am also willing for them to buy something else food related with the money. And if you are not interested in take away food of some form then the alternative is a book of MY choice. I think you can arrange such a thing where somebody buys something on your amazon wish list or something like that? Somebody please help me out on that. If so, I will tell you what book to put on there. Or if you wish i can just order it for you if you give me your address. My next payday is at the end of this month, under two weeks time. To stand a chance of getting the pizza (or whatever), you must post in this thread saying that you would like to be considered. The winner will be decided at random through an online randomiser. This can also be sorted by a neutral party, if that's what people want, or you can trust me. Once you have won you can no longer enter again, I am afraid. In fact, the most recent winner has to be in charge of the next months randomiser. Any prize will be of maximum value of £10 (please google equivalents) unless under exceptional circumstances. So to summarise: You enter by saying you would like to be included in the draw, in this thread I'd preferably have the prize as a pizza I'd preferably use Just Eat so that I'm not just flinging random money into the internet If not I can transfer the money on paypal The person must post a picture of themselves with the prize (ESPECIALLY if I haven't personally ordered it myself, as proof you didn't just take the money and run!) If it is not food related then it will be a book of my choice The prize will have a maximum value of £10 THE WINNERS SO FAR:

I've spoken to her a couple of times and she appears to be close to completion. I do know that her iPad got a crack in it so had to be sent away to be fixed but she does have it back. Don't think it will be long. I'll ask if she wants questions to be sent to her in the meantime.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/gulf-states-could-have-clinical-screenings-at-airport-to-detect-homosexuals-and-stop-them-entering-the-country-8867046.html Gulf states could have clinical screenings at airport to 'detect' homosexuals and stop them entering the country

He's a ****.

Scaphism. Never ending loop.

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was supposedly an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death that was described by the Persian's archenemies, the Greeks. The name comes from the Greek σκάφη, skáphe, meaning "anything scooped (or hollowed) out". The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his exposed appendages to attract insects. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within his exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days. In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by the honey on the body, acted as the torture.