Prince Myshkin

Teach a parrot to say 'Help! I'm trapped inside a parrot!' Make somebody a playlist that you've never made one for before (like me) Use mod powers to bring somebody back from being banned. Make one of them to meet Daniel Johnston. I've met him twice and I don't live in his country. Always easy to get backstage at his gigs.

Nicely done!

How much better could you get?

I'll make some for you. Get into classic Russian literature. Buy a season ticket for that English football team you love so much. Cook someone traditional Romanian food.

How would you like to improve yourself? I'm starting back up with a fitness regime today. Had a month or so off. Back to drinking and eating bad stuff and not doing much. It's been very nice. Anyway, I'm not going to bother stopping the drinking again (had been sober for 8 months) as I'm currently in the mood for it, but I'm gonna quite the bad food and get some serious exercise done. Also gonna get back to lifting to do something about these noodle arms. I'm also going to nail down on my French as I've been neglecting it a little. I'm also going to try and make the most of my time reading, as I've been off the ball with that as well, recently. Need to catch up on a hell of a lot of New Scientists, a couple of philosophy mags and also just general books. I want to start cooking more as well, on my days off. Living at home with my parents they tend to do it all but I've figured when I can, I will. Finally, I'd like to take some form of course teaching you how to massage. I'm good at it as it is (it appears) but I'd love to get to a standard where I could just paralyse someone every time. I've figured if in a couple of years time I could be a fluent French speaking, well toned, massage giving chef, then that'd be alright.

Bump. I've nothing to contribute but I'm thinking of starting cooking a hell of a lot more than I do and would like some inspiration.

I wouldn't have set places as I'd want people to mix as freely as possible. 1. My friend Bob who I've not seen in a long time since he moved to Paris. 2. Dee, as I've spoken to her a lot recently and it'd be interesting to see how that transferred to real life. 3. Laurie Penny as I've read a bit of her recently and she seems alright and I have a bit of a crush on her. 4/5. Russell Brand and Matt Morgan because I like hearing them talk together. Wouldn't have either separately though. 6. Bjork because it's Bjork. 7. Wayne Coyne because it's Wayne Coyne.

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/a-gallery-of-guys-with-imaginary-photoshopped-girlfriends-2/

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/20/italian-lawmakers-hold-same-sex-kiss-in-to-protest-anti-lgbt-discrimination/

I think I'm out. I can't take the inactivity anymore.

Have you got this place bookmarked?

As long as it isn't Bugg.

Lame.

Post moar.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4]Charles Manson's Epic Answer - YouTube[/ame]

Horny.

:stunned: :worried: :disappointed: Ironically, if it then became hot, I'd have no protection to keep the sweat from my eyes.

I hope it all works out. Most breakups happen for legitimate reasons and there's a lot of people out there if you want to move on. Enjoy being single for a while first, with the opportunity to live completely for yourself.

I live in your eyes.

No

I'm gonna have to resurrect this board mango. CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcNNSrFxwJ4]Bobby Womack - Love Is Gonna Lift You Up - YouTube[/ame]

Bloody good result.

EVERYBODY. HIT TINYCHAT. DADDY'S HOME.

I was the one who was a piece of meat, so I can do as I wish.

All I did whilst I was gone was stand around in tight jeans and pointy shoes. It was fun.