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^Hey, as long as his having sex that's all that matters. Here his having a Mikhail Baryshnikov moment!

Chris having sex with his piano:laugh3:

It's brown so I assumed it was chocolate, LOL.

^He's not going to have any teeth left by the time he's 50.

Hahaha. The man is high on chocolate.:laugh3:

^She's so charming! And she seems quite comfortable with the interviewer too. "I'm just a loser trying to play D":laugh3: What on earth is Chris eating in your signature?

I agree. I don't like SJ but not because of anything she's done, nor do I have a logical explanation, I just don't. Both ladies look fabulous, but SJ is overdress for the event and the dress would look less overwhelming on a much taller person. How is that for fairness?

^ I like the outfit too, well, minus the shoes. I can't believe she wore short shorts and manage to make it look classy.

Chris is so funny. Here's Ed with suit and tie and he's wearing the same t-shirt and pants. He's an irresistible non-conformist, love it.

It's not just you. I thought the same when the pics came in. And a short granny at that, yet she's wearing heels.

I know he was too skinny before. He should just lift up his shirt and let me have a real look, that's all.:embarrassed:

just kidding, but it looks like he could use a few sit ups though:D.

Chris is pregnant:stunned:

mosquito bite?

Beautiful! Love the zip and the shoes are to die for, but the underarm is unfortunate though.

I think she's crazy too, but in this case I think what she's trying to say is: if coldplay (she must like the band) can take a beating from the nyt, then the fact that she was reviewed positively means she's really not bad. That's how I read it but the way she said it made it sound wacky though.

Probably the last time he waves his penis around in public I bet:laugh3:

What happened last time? I must have missed it.

Can't wait to see her on Jonathan Ross.:)

The anticipation is killing me...

bitchy lainey is the insufferable one because she offends my sensibilities. she's bias, does not make sense most of the time, and it's obvious she does not like Chris. reading her blog is a huge waste of time, but rather amusing at times.

i don't know, that might be a bigger cause for divorce than the "he cheated with KB at a U2 concert" story.

please don't apologize. this is all shits and giggles, right:confused:

precisely, i believe it's called sarcasm

stop talking nonesense. we have every right to judge every celebrity for reasons real or imagined, don't you know, it's so much fun.:embarrassed: oh, when we buy a coldplay cd, as part of the package, we get to tell chris who he should be with because god damn it, he owes it to us. so the hell with his family and especially his kids. let's ship them all to siberia and he's going to marry Zoey Deschamel instead. now, that will be a real match because she's so quirky and beautiful and talented. yeah, that's how it works. since the Goopeth thread is so offensive, why don't we remane it: chris' family news. oh, wait that won't work, we don't respect his choice. disclaimer: i actually love Zoey.