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wtf??!! i dont believe chris would cheat on gwenyth (but he's already cheating on her with me! LOL XD!!) no, i dont think its true but didnt someone say they saw them kissing and stuff at a U2 concert??

Chris Martin and Kate Bosworth??!! WHATS HAPPENING BETWEEN THEM TWO??

the nappies - lyrics: seriously?!?!?! are the lyrics really chris?? LOL Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown, with your hormones bouncing up and down. Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad it’s a weird nine months with you I've had. There is shit going down that you can't disguise when you boobs gone up ten times in size, your cups gone up from an A to D, its bad for you but its fun for me. Now just because a little bit of rumpy pump, now you're walking round with a great big bump You might think if you were French you should have said non Or at least you would have made me put a condom on I think you might find that its really fun I know its no use unless you make a bun its something to learn, yeah it really is, now you know what that sticky stuff is I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean I'll change the nappie through the washing machine ’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Oh! Who! Sometimes you think "what a fool I am & why did I marry this awful man" Now a baby's part of my family plan And can it kick me? well yes it can My name's Ken and I've got three do you like being a daddy? Yeah, definitely. Well I have to warn you, its not always fun there are times when you wish you had been a nun I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread I'll be the nanny you can go out instead And I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says and you're not going to hump me for 43 days If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it, Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it ’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, sometimes I make you saddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy (beat box) Mother! Mother! I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy, I am you're baby's daddy Ho! Break it down now, She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

all you need for a good album: -chris' lovely voice -chris' lovely eyes -chris' song-writing (p.s. add in jonny, guy and will too x) LOL :chris: :guy: :jonny: :will:

what about more like U2 or even better - a-Ha!!! LOL. anyone else like U2 or a-Ha?

lp6 should be acoustic for defo. but then again chris is like 35 which is kinda old, and he looked cute in shiver! LOL :chris:

it was only for 5 albums, so probably as soon as MX was released. so sad :cry:

i hope lp5 wasnt the last (obviously) but its definately the last for parlophone :(

Coldplay 6th Studio Album?! Will Coldplay release an LP6 and when?? What is next for them after their expired contract with Parlophone? Hope they don'y quit! :cry::cry::cry:

lol

not online it isnt :)

wtf??? coldplay are way too good!! lol

bromance alert!

probs :) although i'm obviously chris' best friend lol

LOL!!! these are great!!! how do you post a picture from your computer onto a post???

42 voters!!!! LOL

wish i had twitter!!! :( so sad :( yeah i think that if coldplay turned up at my doorstep i would probably tell them how amazing they are and how they sort of made my life complete LOL!!!!! i would definately ask them if they will have a new album after MX

where do you guys get these pics?????!!!!!! anymore of chris??? :) LOL

How To Meet Coldplay?! Post facts, tips and information on how to meet Coldplay or any of the members: *Hang around outside Chris Martin's house in belsize Park, London *Sneak backstage at a gig *Go to an Oxfam charity gig whenever you can *Visit their two London studios (The Bakery and The Beehive) InCamdem *Go to where the special access cars go during a gig *Look out for a big black German SUV, they should be inside it ANYMORE TIPS????

urrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!! that dudes pickin his nose!!!! mank!! LOL go chris work it man!!! p.s. whats he doin kissin the floor, i'm over here!!! LOL

i just wanna unwrap it and play it!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! :) :heart:

i so need to live there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool

there must have been some sort of mistake, they said guy was the sexy one - and we all now who is......... CHRIS!!!! who agrees??

yep he looks fluffy and nice. lol