PargeLenisJr

No, it ain't like that, I know you're not hippies. It's just how I perceive it, to certain extent...

Never mind it, some people have a mean way to think.

No it's not a problem I'm alright. And yes, I've heard some not so pleasant comments about my name but it's okay; I think I understand what you mean, unfortunately, I guess.

Actually I am not 'trolling'. My perception was mostly based on what I see on TV or what they refer to as "mainstream media"; as well as the way my daughter behaved when she was younger, as a Coldplay fan. This idea is also aggravated by the similarities with 'hippies', which certainly strengthens people's perception about Coldplay fans as being liberals/unmanly.

Yes, I've had an accident eight years ago and ever since then I feel like my right leg is missing.

You know what they say about abominations with big feet?

Now all you need is to grow a pair of balls to become a man.

You need to be nicer. Buy her some flowers/chocolate or other gifts, giver her compliments and share secrets. If her boyfriend isn't good for her she will eventually notice you.

I am chest, good to meet you.

You must leave your parent's basement and get a job first, stop doing drugs, then invest on your appearance; it may increase your chances with real females, and not just cybergirlfriends.

Since minors are not allowed to enter pubs and drink alcohol, it's always nice to pretend to be a grown man while drinking coke with lemon and "smoking" lollipops.

In other words - it makes you liberal.

Anything that doesn't reminds me of hippies.

Confidence and faith are the only things that will lead you to success. Believe in yourself and God, and everything will go well. Unless if you're a schizophrenic, then chances won't favour much.

My daughter used to suffer from bulimia when she was 15, she had an obsession with cabbage and carrot juice; her skin once turned orange from carotene overdose and I used to joke with her about it, calling her my "Rabbit from Chernobyl". Thankfully she's alright now at 19.