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yup. those furry fellows :stunned:

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"should i stay online or run away."

New haircut tomorrow!! :rolleyes:

I need to stop being so negative, becuase I am feeling sorry for myself and stop taking it out on the peple on here...

i read it first: " it can't be, i've lost my penis again " :dozey:

i read it first: " it can't be' date=' i've lost my penis again " :dozey:[/quote']

 

same for me too, if you look at it quick it says penis

LMFAO

i'm too lazy to work

:dozey:

whether I should give this place a rest for a while....

going now. bye all. :kiss:

 

:curtain:

Good night to u guys tooo..... :)

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i'm too lazy to work

:dozey:

 

My work is lazy.

My work is lazy.

but i have a test tomorrow :dozey:

-Hello.

 

Hi.

 

-Hi. Are you my conscious?

 

Yes. I am your conscious. How are you?

 

-Fucking hell! My conscious?! :o Yeah, right :rolleyes: Moi c'est innocent ;) :P You do know it, right?

 

:rolleyes:

I would like to have some .... right now !

yoga can't be good for my health :dozey: :angry:

this is so funny I fell of my chair laughing

 

 

> > A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Trinidad for a long weekend

> > to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at

> > the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.

> >

> > As both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel

> > schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Trinidad on a

> > Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

> >

> > Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.

> > In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an

> > e-mail back in Minneapolis.

> >

> > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent

the

> > e-mail without realizing his error.

> >

> > In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. T he

> > dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called

> > home to glory following a heart attack.

> >

> > The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and

> > friends. Upon reading the first message,she fainted.

> >

> > The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and

> > saw the computer screen which read:

> >

 

> > To: My Loving Wife

> > Subject: I’ve Arrived.

> >

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now

> > and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

 

I’ve just arrived > > and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your > > arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

> >

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

> >

Your Husband.

> >

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

> >

:stunned: :( .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

lotta has left the building :cool: :curtain:

Its cloudy outside

lotta has left the building :cool: :curtain:

bye bye :cry: :cry: :cry:

I am very hungry

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