August 22, 200421 yr my friend Emma sent me this.. whadda ya think? http://pokemonad.theomniverse.com/episodes.html It's called "Pokémon After Dark" and it's funny as hell sometimes. Oak: Well, I suppose so. After all he can solve complex logic problems and communicate using abstract concepts. Ash: So doesn't that make him my slave? Oak: Well...I...suppose... Ash: Hahaha! Fear me slave! Do your exalted master's dark bidding! Pikachu: (shocks the bejesus out of Ash) Ash: Some slave...can I just beat him with a stick when he misbehaves? Oak: No Ash. That would be wrong. Ash: But making him battle other sentient beings in a bloody battle to the death wouldn't be, Professor? Oak: It sure wouldn't be. Ash: Kick ass! Let's go Pikachu. (tries to get Pikachu in the poké ball)
August 25, 200421 yr Pikachu: Pika pika! (You shall pay for the sins of mankind with your Blood.) Ash: Pikachu what the hell is the matter with you?! Why would you say that? Misty: Ewww, it's sticky and gooey! Ash: I got something sticky and gooey for yah! Misty: Gross! Pikachu: Pika! (The unholy wrath of demon shall consume your Flesh.) Misty: Ash, what did he just say to me? Ash: You don't want to know... Suddenly a caterpie appears. Caterpie: {Random bug noises} Ash: Yes! Another to force my eternal will upon! Pikachu, attack! Pikachu: Pika! (One thousand ghosts shall awaken to the destruction of your Soul.) Ash: Umm, just weaken it ok? Don't annihilate it. Pikachu shocks Caterpie and Ash captures it. Ash: Hooray! I got a caterpie! Pikachu: Pika pika! (Soon the wrath of SaTaN shall consume us all!) haha really funny, indeed
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