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Re: Hi everybody...

 

Does anyone like pie?? :huh:

 

Fuck off with ur pie! I will ram it up ur arse!

 

well, when it comes out of my mouth, then its ur turn to ram it ur ur arse! evil manwhore of the underground

 

How dare you talk to me in such a manner? After Kyle is dead I'm going to ram that pie into ur mouth, then ram ur head up Kyle's dead arse!

 

Bring it slagmeat, ile spank you to the middle of amsterdam, then let then spank you back. It'll cost you tho :sneaky:

 

Listen 'ere Cannibal, why don't you go and eat some cock! Never talk back to the king, I will CRUSH you!!!! :angry:

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*sticks up middle fingers at KingOfNOTHING*

 

:)

 

I will break that finger off and slam it into your eye.

:D

 

That smile won't last long, I will feed you to cannibal alive then stab you via his stomach!

Re: Hi everybody...

 

Does anyone like pie?? :huh:

 

Fuck off with ur pie! I will ram it up ur arse!

 

well, when it comes out of my mouth, then its ur turn to ram it ur ur arse! evil manwhore of the underground

 

How dare you talk to me in such a manner? After Kyle is dead I'm going to ram that pie into ur mouth, then ram ur head up Kyle's dead arse!

 

Bring it slagmeat, ile spank you to the middle of amsterdam, then let then spank you back. It'll cost you tho :sneaky:

 

Listen 'ere Cannibal, why don't you go and eat some cock! Never talk back to the king, I will CRUSH you!!!! :angry:

 

How about i just skullfuck you to death instead? At no extra charge! ile have a piece of the king!

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

((((((((((((((((((noni))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

where´s noni!?....well I have this amazing :idea2: ...why don´t you use these guys for a movie? :wink3: ....that would be something like The king vs. Hannibal!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P ...I´m creating the history now!.... :sneaky: :sneaky:

((((((((((((((((((noni))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

where´s noni!?....well I have this amazing :idea2: ...why don´t you use these guys for a movie? :wink3: ....that would be something like The king vs. Hannibal!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P ...I´m creating the history now!.... :sneaky: :sneaky:

 

Shut it, dead girl! :angry:

No contest, noone is a contest for me!

((((((((((((((((((noni))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

where´s noni!?....well I have this amazing :idea2: ...why don´t you use these guys for a movie? :wink3: ....that would be something like The king vs. Hannibal!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P ...I´m creating the history now!.... :sneaky: :sneaky:

 

I'm here, I'm heeeeere!!

For a moment I was scared of Hannibal smelling my liver... but then I realized I lost it in England so no problem!!

 

And I'm gonna contract you as my new screenplay writer!! Goooood idea! :lol: :lol:

Re: Hi everybody...

 

How about i just skullfuck you to death instead? At no extra charge! ile have a piece of the king!

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

The gloves are off!

((((((((((((((((((noni))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

where´s noni!?....well I have this amazing :idea2: ...why don´t you use these guys for a movie? :wink3: ....that would be something like The king vs. Hannibal!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P ...I´m creating the history now!.... :sneaky: :sneaky:

 

what, or 'who' do i get to eat? :evil:

:stunned: ... :embarrased: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....c´mon...you´ll become berry famous & popular!!... :wink3:

:stunned: ... :embarrased: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....c´mon...you´ll become berry famous & popular!!... :wink3:

 

berry famous and popular? You tosser! wtf does that mean?!

Now I shall beat you to death with a dictionary.

Re: Hi everybody...

 

How about i just skullfuck you to death instead? At no extra charge! ile have a piece of the king!

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

The gloves are off!

 

You are no match, for i have 12 inches of pure man meat. beware my huge weapon of mass destruction, and tremble in its terrifying veiny path

Re: Hi everybody...

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

For a moment I read 'tengo doce pulgada de HOMBRE'...

And I was interested for him... :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hi everybody...

 

How about i just skullfuck you to death instead? At no extra charge! ile have a piece of the king!

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

The gloves are off!

 

You are no match, for i have 12 inches of pure man meat. beware my huge weapon of mass destruction, and tremble in its terrifying veiny path

 

You won't have any sign of man meat once i hack it off with a fork, then continue to hack it untill it resembles some streaky bacon and I feed it to Kyle while he is roasting in his marshmallow coffin!

:stunned: ... :embarrased: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....c´mon...you´ll become berry famous & popular!!... :wink3:

 

berry famous and popular? You tosser! wtf does that mean?!

Now I shall beat you to death with a dictionary.

 

OMG...I can´t laugh more!...LMAO!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...you´re so damn funny!.....awwwww I think I love ya!..:blush:....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Joyce is in love with the king!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

Re: Hi everybody...

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

For a moment I read 'tengo doce pulgada de HOMBRE'...

And I was interested for him... :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Ooooh! interested eh? :wink3: want me to slap you with it? Im sure you'll love that!

Re: Hi everybody...

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

For a moment I read 'tengo doce pulgada de HOMBRE'...

And I was interested for him... :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Ooooh! interested eh? :wink3: want me to slap you with it? Im sure you'll love that!

 

 

Naaaah, not today... I've forgot the leather suit at work :rolleyes:

Joyce is in love with the king!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

OMG...when I read that I kinda freak out... :stunned: :/ :confused: ....so I took back!...

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:stunned: ... :embarrased: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....c´mon...you´ll become berry famous & popular!!... :wink3:

 

berry famous and popular? You tosser! wtf does that mean?!

Now I shall beat you to death with a dictionary.

 

OMG...I can´t laugh more!...LMAO!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...you´re so damn funny!.....awwwww I think I love ya!..:blush:....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:angry:

You should fear me wench!

Re: Hi everybody...

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

For a moment I read 'tengo doce pulgada de HOMBRE'...

And I was interested for him... :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Ooooh! interested eh? :wink3: want me to slap you with it? Im sure you'll love that!

 

 

Naaaah, not today... I've forgot the leather suit at work :rolleyes:

 

Wat!? wat u need that 4!? i have 12 inches of pulsating leather here! this is a once in a lifetime offer, ule never get bigger than this, king thinks 8 inches is that big> I-------I

 

just a tickle...

Re: Hi everybody...

 

'tengo doce pulgada de nombre'

 

For a moment I read 'tengo doce pulgada de HOMBRE'...

And I was interested for him... :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Ooooh! interested eh? :wink3: want me to slap you with it? Im sure you'll love that!

 

 

Naaaah, not today... I've forgot the leather suit at work :rolleyes:

 

Wat!? wat u need that 4!? i have 12 inches of pulsating leather here! this is a once in a lifetime offer, ule never get bigger than this, king thinks 8 inches is that big> I-------I

 

just a tickle...

 

I am going to make you eat your own head, starting from your eyebrows.

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