Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Your voices again... :rolleyes: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: ...my gosh!....this is what I needed!.....thanks Dav!.....hahaha..... I have one quest! ....what to do when you are alone with a kute guy/girl in there!?!?!?!? :sneaky: .... :stunned: ...that happens to me a lot! :cool: .....of course at first....you smile....but then you just stay all quiet ...no words!....and then my mind starts to run....so fast!... :stunned: ..... :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky: :lol: :lol: ...kewl!....anyway tell me! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Peedston Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I actually did 4, 9, and 14 when I lived in a dorm a while ago. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 hahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 You offer them a lollypop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. this is the best!..... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 haha im glad you are all enjoying this :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Did you made this up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 its all over the internet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Well,didn't see it before. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: yeah i found this, thought id share it :P but hmmm, what would if i was in an elavator with a cute girl lol...i dont know, lol it depends if the elevator was stuck, then yeah, you'd talk, but just on the way down, lol, usually not that much time lol, i'd probably smile and then not be able to think of words :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :shifty:....I´ll take that as a ..... :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 thanks for that :D :D i'm inspired to encourage my wierd behaviour.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Once again Dave, you make me lol! I've done most of those, I'm that kinda person, except that you crack up laughing doing it and ppl know your being stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyEsther Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: i think i need to try some of these... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 must try all of them before christams :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: i'm gonna do them in the elevator at university...i think it would give everyone a bit of a laugh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin4life Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. hehe those are are the best ones. made me laugh :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Have sex is not on there. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 sadly!.....noup!.... :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Have sex is not on there. :stunned: MUST BE THERE!!! :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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