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The Funniest Joke said by DavidG

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DavidG -

 

 

I'll be damned

 

someone who doesnt know Albie...

 

I was walking down the street today and this old woman came up to me,

 

and she said "hey there young stranger, I am from a land far away"

 

I said, "thats nice", hoping that she would loosen her grip which was hurting my arm but she held on and continued

 

She said, "yes, do you know where Albie is? I would very much like to meet him"

 

and I, stunned, said yes, he is at coldplaying.com....

 

the woman then drew a tear and said, "God Bless John Kerry"

 

The End

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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this thread isn't spam, so leave my thread please

 

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:lol: ^ funny right Camille

no not really... are you obsessed with John Kerry now as well.. in a non-homosexual way that is.. because I dont want you getting all 'loud' with me for something I didnt say..

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no not really... are you obssesed with John Kerry now as well.. in a non-homosexual way that is.. because I dont want you getting all 'loud' with me for something I didnt say..

 

did you get the joke ?

 

the joke wasn't said by me, it was David G :angry:

 

:)

 

no, I'm not obsessed with John Kerry

 

and you spelled obsessed wrong :P

you're right I did.. I havent had my cuppa tea yet... :blush:

Albie with all due respect you're the last person to be correcting somebody elses spelling or grammar :lol: :P

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you're right I did.. I havent had my cuppa tea yet... :blush:

 

:lol:

 

*wonders if Berrychen is smart without tea period*

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Albie with all due respect you're the last person to be correcting somebody elses spelling or grammar :lol: :P

 

what are you implying ? :angry:

 

:)

you're right I did.. I havent had my cuppa tea yet... :blush:

 

:lol:

 

*wonders if Berrychen is smart without tea period*

 

 

quitit with the *actions* dude.. you're driving me nuts.. :rolleyes4:

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you're right I did.. I havent had my cuppa tea yet... :blush:

 

:lol:

 

*wonders if Berrychen is smart without tea period*

 

 

quitit with the *actions* dude.. you'r driving me nuts.. :rolleyes4:

 

 

:lol:

 

you're :lol: something :lol: else :lol:

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:wink3: tell me something I dont know... :P

 

Why isn't Albie a Mod yet ?

 

is that something you didn't know :lol:

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actually thats an answer EVERYONE knows... :laugh3:

 

:(

 

no fair :P

 

Do you think I'll ever be a Moderator of this board ?

 

what do you mods know about me for that position on this board ?

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no

 

 

and huh? :huh:

 

never say never

 

or no say no

 

hey you never know :lol:

Apart from Camille, mods are generally people who have been here a few years Albie. If you look at the joined date of the mods you'll notice that nearly all have them have been here for at least a year, some even two years and no mod has ever been previously banned.

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Apart from Camille' date=' mods are generally people who have been here a few years Albie. If you look at the joined date of the mods you'll notice that nearly all have them have been here for at least a year, some even two years and no mod has ever been previously banned.[/quote']

 

well camille has been here only for 4 months and she's a mod

 

so don't count me out :P

Didn't I say "apart from Camille"?

 

Plus Ian knows Camille from the official board, plus she's never been banned!

 

I'd say it's highly unlikely.

Apart from Camille' date=' mods are generally people who have been here a few years Albie. If you look at the joined date of the mods you'll notice that nearly all have them have been here for at least a year, some even two years![/quote']

 

 

yup! what she said... :smug:

 

Oh my.. I just noticed that out of all the mods I am the 'newest' member to the board. :stunned:

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