- A Poem by Britney Spears

 

Awwww ain't love grand

 

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all

My assistant Fe gave me the call.

 

I remember it well, as she was smilin'

She said it was called Turtle Island.

 

I packed my bags light and quick,

Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

 

We hopped on a plane and took our flight

I slept really well, all through the night.

 

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,

People are greeting us right at the shore.

 

A meal, a shower and some ice cream

Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

 

Magical nights filled with stars

Silence is golden, no running cars.

 

Private dinners, romantic fires

Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

 

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes

When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

 

As we sit and prepare to make our part

I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

 

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don't laugh. I wrote that for her. :embarrased:

Awww sorry Kyle...I especially love how you rhymed 'quick' and 'lipstick' :embarrased:

:) :blush: :kiss:

Man, that's super awesome. :lol: :lol:

Can I have an assistant? :P

I'll be your assistant.

I want an assistant too :sneaky: :lol:

I stopped reading after I read "britney".... :laugh3:

:lol:

 

Oh but it's sooooooooooooooooo good :P :D

someone pay me a honeymoon trip to turtle island ? :D

 

oh, is britney still married ?

:lol:

 

For now....miust be over 55 hours by now :P

:lol: That's talent

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I heard she's retiring, is that true? :huh:

Hope so !

You're not the only one :lol:

Whipping Boy - The Honeymoon Is Over

 

The honeymoon is over

And you're still with me

I'm sitting here and I'm tired

I've found my disease

 

My back's against a wall now

This time I'll prove you wrong

And you had to stop, you had to stop and say

It's not right, it's not right

I've been a liar all my life

 

Love is something we find in danger

What a feeling when it's not right

You're a master of disguise now

You had to learn to tell your lies

I'm steady on my knees

I'm steady on my knees

All ready on my knees

 

My back's against a wall now

This time I'll prove you wrong

And you had to stop, you had to stop and say

It's not right, it's not right

It's not right, it's not right

It's not right, it's not right

It's not right, it's not right

I've been a liar all my life

 

A rambling rose with a musky smell walked

Into my life and told me things that I cannot tell

I'm gonna sow the seeds of doubt in your mind

Now I'm gonna change the way you wonder

The way you lie

But the beeps are coming baby and it's time to say goodbye

I'll phone you back again, I'll phone you back and lie

So you remember now how to get your story straight

I follow in your footsteps

I've been telling the same old lies

For the same old sake

 

So you remember now

What it takes to make a mother cry

You stupid boy

So you remember now

What it takes to make a woman cry

You silly boy