dave i decided to put our rhymes in this thread.

 

dave: I cant believe its taken me so long to express my feelins

I dont know, i guess i thought i had somethin else i was supposed to believe in

but this nonesense has gotta stop

i dont know, i just got the feelin that its my time to get dropped

I know how you people feel now, it makes me feel rejected

maybe its my mindset that has made my wait be so neglected

I know yous all gonna disaprove of my and my hip hop style

but you guys dont know, im know different two meters away from a mile

so come on folks get up and tell me whats wrong..

im a verse, and my lifes a sad song

 

kasia: yo

i post like an elephant

sometimes getting out of hand

when it`s time to get drunk

and dance to some motherfucking funk

i`m there, unstopable,fucking incredible

but ya`ll will think i`m unbearable

cuz i don`t spit like it`s raining

i spit like it`s storming

open your umbrellas, hide away

jump up and down and just say

who`s da queen of rhyme?

it`s me most of the time.

i`m not the one to shit and mess around

ladies and gents female eminem has been found.

 

dave: yeah, i made that shit up, you just gotta get started

its not hard, even ja rule can do it and he's retarded

but you know how it goes. they say some of us die so others save lives

but screw that, its all about survival of the fittest, only the strong survive

its time to go heavy metal, we're all in a mosh pit

my rhymes will eat those alive, they're just dog sh**!

 

kasia: that shit was awesome like my mother`s dinner

i aint battling with you cuz you`re da hip hop sinner

i wish i had eminem on my side to help me out

with this shit, you just made me wanna shout

at you, you`re far better than me, believe me

when i say you`re entitled to rhyme and speak free

like you do,

like voo doo

instead of battling let`s team up and spin this shit together

we can be the greatest of all time and rhyme forever.

 

dave: im feelin you playa, your words are somethin to cherish

but i feel that hatred too, some just wish they would perish

i dont care about those fools though, they just hate me cos im white

they'd hate me even more if they knew i was straight but my jeans are still tight

one time i had so much love, no one could beat me

now im despised so bad, those foos can just eat me

its all about respect though Kasia, and I got plenty for you

so i've got your back, i've got it all the way through

so heres my rap, i hope you liked it

because we're together, rap is our language.. the rest dont give a sh*t

 

kasia: david,love, don`t worry `bout them motherfucking haters and racists

if they ever try to mess with you, nothing`s gonna stop me to use my fist

to crack their teeth till they bleed the shit outta them,

you sure have my back, we`re both white like eminem

so what, they can`t bring us down and disrespect us

white rapping like black - there`s to much fuss

about it and i`m sick of it so i go against everyone who

hates and distrespects us cuz they can`t see thru

our skin and notice our talent, they`re so shallow

eveyone who thinks the same come follow

we`re gonna smash them

crash them

like they`re mashed potatoes

they`re gonna burn all over from head to toes

 

dave: yo yo yo no need for violence

just cos they run their mouths, i aint gonna be silent

so they haterize, whats the big deal,

im phat, white and english, im still keepin it real

they can say all they want, to me they're only spectators

i'm hotter than hugh heffner, there just masturbators

talk about disrespect, you just have to look on here

im tellin it as it is and they're callin me queer

dont get me wrong, i aint got a problem with that

but theres no need to haterize because im fat

screw the names, wheres the stick and stones, i dont mind the cuts!

cos when its all said and done, i'll be laughin, you'll be chokin on my nuts

 

kasia: word my brother, i got a bit outta control

but i aint as nice as the guys from snow patrol

i can be agressive and i get physical faster

than most females do, i just say hasta

la vista baby, i don`t store anger inside

maybe i should chill and put it aside

stop being vilent and let them speak,

but they`ll all think i`m some kind of freak

cuz i pull the fucking white flag first

and let them laugh at me like i`m fred durst

 

dave: respect the woman that speaks what is right

you gotta cute little face, and you shine in the light

I aint got time for flirtin though, rappin is my game

I used to be nice, but now my life aint the same,

people want my respect, well the gotta gain it first

they spun me around, i dont go in reverse

im the mad hatter, and this is my table

try and stereotype me, i dont have no label

we could go all night, theres no one to stop us

i speak like the killers but i got no hot fuss

man thinks with their brain'? well my brain is sick!

you got a problem with that? well you can suck my.....

 

kasia: guess who`s back, back again

katie`s back, tell a friend

yo, my face may shine in light

but when i`m forced to fight

i`m like a predator, a fucking animal

i`ll eat you alive like i`m a kannibal

even tho i have small tits

i aint afraid to exchange hits

if you wanna brawl with my chum?

first you gotta go thru me, skum

i`ll teach you what you can expect

if you don`t show any respect.

100% for 1. bcuz of me :D

thanx i voeted for pffft cuz i cando better than this. i know i can. i should start beefing with myself. :rolleyes: :D

do that :D and take photos

:D

 

OMG @ YOUR AVATAR, is that liam and his brother noel?

yeaaah...I'm so crazy for that pic (well I was...now i lets me cold) :wink3:

oh dear. are they like sharing tongues with each other??

not sure...but I think so...Liam shared his wit Bono, too :P

with bono i understand cuz the man kicks ass but with noel? i mean noel kicks ass too but it`s his BROTHER. eeeeww

:lol: yeah I'd also never felt like kissing my bro, or it had to be my sis in this case...it's double crazy, two brothers kissing....aw I find it cool somehow

cheese pleese :D

:lol: yeah I'd also never felt like kissing my bro' date=' or it had to be my sis in this case...it's double crazy, two brothers kissing....aw I find it cool somehow[/quote']

 

you can expect that kinda thing from liam cuz he`s the show off but noel? i`m shocked.

cheese pleese :D

 

argh you english people think only about cheese.... or tea. milky of course :P

strong tea only

Our own thread now, thats sweeter than Vice city

time to speak my mind, i dont want anymore pity

i told you im untouchable, 100% ruthless

just because i can be kind, doesnt make me clueless

i'm a smash hit, your just another rom com,

the only pie your getting is off your best friends mom

i gotta hand it to you kasia, you really done good with this

but no need to be raggin on yourself cos you got small tits

now i aint raggin on you girl, im just regurgitating

the news is my rhymes, i aint got time for procrastinating

its time to go now, live aid is on tv

now dont diss this, im a wrestler, and i'll pin you, one two, three

 

Word Life

Was me the only one who voted for Polar bears and ants?

seeing the word beef made me hungry

Afterwards, I don't like rap very much

hmmm, beef

Here's my rhythm

 

Yo, yo, yo, my name is alberto

I ain't no turtle

But I'm a goat boy

you know, I ain't no new toy

I love this board

and that's my word

if I ever get banned

I'll stick my head in the sand

 

 

:lol:

yo yo yo you heard heard me, albie's the man

he'll suck you in quicker than quick sand

he's 20 but he's got the wisdom of fourty

Ian still loves him, even when he is naughty

he maybe down to his last but that wont stop him

he's had more accidents here than dresses and lil kim

he's goat boy now, side kick to Captain C

now and forever, this is where he'll always Be

 

Word!

yo yo yo you heard heard me, albie's the man

he'll suck you in quicker than quick sand

he's 20 but he's got the wisdom of fourty

Ian still loves him, even when he is naughty

he maybe down to his last but that wont stop him

he's had more accidents here than dresses and lil kim

he's goat boy now, side kick to Captain C

now and forever, this is where he'll always Be

 

Word!

 

David is the man

he has many fans

he's one cool person

who has my stomach turning, with plenty laughs

 

:lol:

 

I've ran out of ideas :lol:

:lol: love it man :lol:

this is for weedy for when she gets online :)

yo

thank yous for your supa dupa rhymes

and now that you commited these crimes,

albie, aint nothing`s gonna stop you,

you`re gonna join our hip hop crew

or else we`ll find you in NYC,

take you,

rape you

and put you on a tree

so join our crew, rhyme, be nice,

and know that i aint gonna spit it twice

bush says: either you`re with us or against us

listen to him, choose and don`t be a jackass

even tho bush`s a fucking prick

these words of his are pretty thick