berrywoman Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on >a >beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and >with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > >"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't >need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. > > > >The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be >returned to that bottle forever." > > > > >Bin Laden thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the >woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in >my bed >in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" > > > >The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. > > > >The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya >Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, >and he had >no health insurance. > > > >God is good. teehee! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 hahaha his knees were broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 well, that's not the lamest joke I ever heard lol. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 haha.. someone e-mailed it to me at work.. I thought it was cute.. :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I think you have to be United Staterian to understand that joke! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 haha youi're funny sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceckers Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Hilarious :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 :stunned: :dozey: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 crude :sneaky: , but i liked it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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