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Monty Python And The Holy Grail

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who liked it?

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bloody funny :D

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the best was the killer rabbit.

 

RETREAT!!!!!!!!!! lol

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I like the holy hand grenade part too.

 

"First, shalt thou pull the pin, then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less, two, shall be the second number of the counting, and thou shalt only count do, if then accepting that thou shalt proceed to three, three being the third number bereached, is the third number of the counting, then, the lord did speak saying- blessed be this holy hand grenade which thou shalt use to blow thine enemies into tiny bits, in thine mercy." lol

I like the holy hand grenade part too.

 

"First, shalt thou pull the pin, then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less, two, shall be the second number of the counting, and thou shalt only count do, if then accepting that thou shalt proceed to three, three being the third number bereached, is the third number of the counting, then, the lord did speak saying- blessed be this holy hand grenade which thou shalt use to blow thine enemies into tiny bits, in thine mercy." lol

 

LMAO

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another classic line is.

 

"We are the knights who say NI! You shall not pass! Unless.......... you get us......... (suspenseful music)....... a SHRUBBERY!!!!!"

I love the killer rabbit!!! that bit had me pissing myself

another classic line is.

 

"We are the knights who say NI! You shall not pass! Unless.......... you get us......... (suspenseful music)....... a SHRUBBERY!!!!!"

 

LOL

:-o which movie is that? it's not the juses one is it?

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no no. That was The Life Of Bryan.

oh yeah OF COURSE!!! i knew that trust me!! but i dont think i've ever heard of this one :shrug:

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The Life Of Bryan was good. The best was when everybody thought Bryan was the messiah, and they're all following him.

 

"What shall we do for you my Lord?"

"Go away!"

"How shalt we go away?"

"FUCK OFF!"

* long silence *

"How shalt we fuck off my lord?"

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