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Monty Python And The Holy Grail


Jacob

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I like the holy hand grenade part too.

 

"First, shalt thou pull the pin, then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less, two, shall be the second number of the counting, and thou shalt only count do, if then accepting that thou shalt proceed to three, three being the third number bereached, is the third number of the counting, then, the lord did speak saying- blessed be this holy hand grenade which thou shalt use to blow thine enemies into tiny bits, in thine mercy." lol

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I like the holy hand grenade part too.

 

"First, shalt thou pull the pin, then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less, two, shall be the second number of the counting, and thou shalt only count do, if then accepting that thou shalt proceed to three, three being the third number bereached, is the third number of the counting, then, the lord did speak saying- blessed be this holy hand grenade which thou shalt use to blow thine enemies into tiny bits, in thine mercy." lol

 

LMAO

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The Life Of Bryan was good. The best was when everybody thought Bryan was the messiah, and they're all following him.

 

"What shall we do for you my Lord?"

"Go away!"

"How shalt we go away?"

"FUCK OFF!"

* long silence *

"How shalt we fuck off my lord?"

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