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Chris: (thinking) "Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair"

Will: (thinking) "Hair implants. Hair implants. Hair implants"

Guy: (thinking) "Booze. Booze. Booze"

Jonny: (thinking) "Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris""

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Chris: (thinking) "Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair"

Will: (thinking) "Hair implants. Hair implants. Hair implants"

Guy: (thinking) "Booze. Booze. Booze"

Jonny: (thinking) "Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris""

 

 

haha :lol: thats so funny!!!!!

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Apple: I'm looking at the stars but they aren't shining for me Daddy.

 

Chris: You are hard to please Apple darling...you've got an actress mother, a Coldplay member father, custom pink earmuffs, pink and brown baby Pumas and some designer Mongolian bandit boots...what more do you want???

 

Apple: A signed copy of "Ode To Deodorant."

 

Chris: That does it young lady! Go to your room!

 

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Chris: "Radiohead are soooo wrong. 2+2 clearly isn't 5. It's THIS much. God, I'm so smart"

Will: "Hmm... that much, ey? I gotta remember that, so I can show my mum and dad next week how smart I am too"

Jonny: "Ahhh man.. I feel so damn hungover. My poor head. Oh well, at least I won last night's beer contest from Guy.

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't thirsty anyway"

 

haha thats pretty good!!

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LOL! :lol: :lol:

 

I loved that one with the "So where that damn stage anyway??" The rest were brilliant too. I especially liked Guy's response to Jonny, "Whatever. I wasn't thirsty anyway." xD

 

This thread is great!

 

Oh, and the big picture with Chris and the crowd, could also be an actual Chris quote:

 

Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

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Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

xD

 

haha he I think its so funny when people say things like that to him. I know on Live leak some one yelled "I love you" and he said " Are you sure? you've never seen me naked, i can garentee that would be a turn off" i thought it was really funny.

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Jonny: I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

Chris: *singing* Stop in the name of love.. before you break my heart...

Guy: 3 Stella's please !

Will: Could I leave for a second? I feel kinda sick...

 

Denise sis! You rawk!!! hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

xD

 

haha he I think its so funny when people say things like that to him. I know on Live leak some one yelled "I love you" and he said " Are you sure? you've never seen me naked, i can garentee that would be a turn off" i thought it was really funny.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: such a brilliant answer :D

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Chris: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLE!!!!!"

Jonny: "She can't hear you. She's at the other side of the world right now, you moron"

Guy: "God, why am I even here. What's the point of it all, seriously..."

Will: "I wonder what it would feel like if I'd stick a needle into of my nipples"

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Will: "Sooner or later, I will become the lead singer of Coldplay and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Guy: "Sooner or later, I will become the bald drummer of Coldplay and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Chris: "Sooner or later, I will go solo so I can make EVEN MORE money and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Jonny: "Sooner or later, I will get nasty with Chris in bed. Mark my words!"

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