*Coldplay Lover* Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 :lol: LMAO THOSE ARE SOOOO FUNNY!!! KEEP 'EM COMING!!! :D :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy (Thinking): Ooh look a penny...my jukebox fund is going up all the time seeing as Chris takes all our earnings...bastard... Will (Thinking): Happy Birthday to me...my name is Willy... Chris (Quietly): Hey, rhythm section. Stop here and see how far Johnny goes before he notices our absence... Johnny (Hypnotic Monotone): ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naty Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy (Thinking): Ooh look a penny...my jukebox fund is going up all the time seeing as Chris takes all our earnings...bastard... Will (Thinking): Happy Birthday to me...my name is Willy... Chris (Quietly): Hey, rhythm section. Stop here and see how far Johnny goes before he notices our absence... Johnny (Hypnotic Monotone): ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND... haha :lol: :lol: :lol: great!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlygirl Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 dang it i can't see the pics :cry: its ok now i can see them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitepanda Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy (Thinking): Ooh look a penny...my jukebox fund is going up all the time seeing as Chris takes all our earnings...bastard... Will (Thinking): Happy Birthday to me...my name is Willy... Chris (Quietly): Hey, rhythm section. Stop here and see how far Johnny goes before he notices our absence... Johnny (Hypnotic Monotone): ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND...ICE CREAM STAND... PAH HAHA. That was great. Especially Chris and Jonny. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 those are great :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Coldplay Lover* Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 That was funny!! I liked the part that Will said "Happy Birthday to me my name is Willy!!" Oh god I almost died when I read that!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnie2789 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 radiomad and ted, you guys are brill! keep em cominngggg! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentleparachute Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Chris: "K, on my cue, pull the trigger and kill that crazy frog son of a b*tch" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingtoseehere Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 The Coldplay Documentary: Scene #142 OUTSIDE THE TOILET. *In hushed tone of voice used by wildlife shows especially when they're sneaking up on a pride of lions* And so, here we have the band waiting for their turns to have a go in the toilet. We must be silent. Look at Jon's piss-resisting technique. He clearly has the strongest bladder of the lot. The expression on his face shows no sign of a need to go to the loo. Amazing. Chris, the one with the blond mane uses the uncommon arm-clutch technique. It is rare to find a manimal who's bladder is directly connected to the nerves in the arms. Fascinating indeed. Will Champion is clearly the brightest of the pack. He has conveniantly unzipped his pants a little bit so that it takes just that millisecond shorter to get down to business once he reaches the toilet seat. That is astounding... Now we must be careful. The black-maned one we have named Guy is in a fragile state. Shh. He is clearly in dire need of the loo, and it seems that he has a weak bladder. Wait, hold on. He speaks. GUY (in tiny voice): My legs feel warm. I think I wet myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentleparachute Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ^ Another brill one Pai, you sound like a 19th century museum curator! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireentje Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Guy: Remember what your personal trainer said, boy...Strike a pose, strike a pose...And show off those teeth! Chris: If I just press myself as flat to this wall as possible, I can sneak around the corner and OUT of this darn picture. Jonny: Chocolate... Will: Listen, you lousy photographer, if you manage to behead me on a photo just ONE MORE TIME, I will personally shove that thing right up your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Chris: Look at this... Four doors, conviently located for a four-man band. You think it's a sign? Guy: Uhm... Will (thinking): Crazy... Johnny: Shut up Will. Guy: You read minds? Chris: See, we were all here for a reason... to find out Johnny has mind reading-- Will (thinking again): Wait... How did Guy know Jon was reading my mind? Chris: Because he reads minds too. Will: What the...?! EDIT: Even though that wasn't even the slightest bit funny, I guess it shows the side-effects of writing captions at 3:00 AM; comeplete and total randomness. *goes to bed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Episode One: Tensions run high as the lads can't find the location of the gig they are playing in Afghanistan. Jonny: Oi, Champion. What are you looking at baldy? "Ooh I know where the venue is..." Idiot. Will: See this is why the rhythm section don't like you guys. Stop with the intimidating please Jon...for Coldplay's sake. Chris: Yo, cameraman. Taxi for this guy. He's risking breaking up our fine beat group. Guy (Thinking): Yeah Chris, that's it. Play Daddy like you always do. God he makes me so angry I just wanna smack this badly laid paving slab. Now we are stuck here in the middle of nowhere with headaches and heavy hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 If I can be bothered I will try to do a new episode every day. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingtoseehere Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ^ That one's funneh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camofire Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i know chris likes adidas shoes- but which type are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingtoseehere Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Chris is idly doodling on the window... Chris: Dum dee doo... Will & Guy: Hey there... How YOU doin'? Jon: *giggles nervously*. Uh-oh. Damnit Chris forgot to take off his wig and makeup before we left the bedroom! Now they know what we've been up to last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA That hair.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elo Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 hahahahahahah these are really good!!! hahaha spesh the make up shot! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naty Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Pai, thats so funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow_fever Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 keep em coming this is soo funny :lol: i should have a go at one myself. i could try... later :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane05 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 this thread is soo great.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnie2789 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 pai you're brilliant at this :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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