April 3, 200323 yr anybody know any good "yo mama so ugly..." jokes? i think my favorite is: "There are only two ugly people in the world, and your mama is both of them." i saw it on some commercial... and i've been laughing at it ever since.
April 3, 200323 yr Author i found some website with about 500 of those jokes awhile ago... i wonder if i can find it again...
April 3, 200323 yr Author haha i found some here's a couple i like: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
April 3, 200323 yr Author hahaha this one's great Yo mama so ugly yo dad takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye.
April 3, 200323 yr Author Yo Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and tried asking it questions!
April 3, 200323 yr Author well i'm glad i could be of service. :P Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
April 3, 200323 yr Author Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
April 3, 200323 yr Author Yo mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so stupid she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor.
April 3, 200323 yr Author one more group and then i'm off to watch the simpsons. Yo mama's so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food. Yo momma's so stupid when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable." Yo mama so stupid she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate".
April 4, 200323 yr what are we' date=' in the hood or something? ;) :D[/quote'] Yes, yes we are... Those were funny though..i needed a good laugh.. :lol:
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