ya mama so fat wen she walks into the road cars run out of petrol going round her

yo mamas so stupid that she broke into a superkarket and died of starvation

 

this is the best thread ive ever read lol i love them

hello Iam new but I thought I will post this one

yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it :lol:

hahahaha...you guys are funny!! :lol:

the badest joke i have EVER heard:

 

yo mama is so fat it takes a year for her to take a turn around herself.

hahaha....

 

Where's Tom?? we need some more!! Save me from my boredom Tom!! :lol:

yeah come on!! i thought they where ok, explecialy the one with the orange juice :lol: :lol:

hahha....yeah...let's keep calling him, maybe he'll show up!

 

TOM??!!/? :lol:

This is a two i thought were funny:

Yo momma is so poor she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

:lol: :lol: :lol: bless you for those!! :lol: :lol:

l remember when the yo mama jokes* were SO IN!! but to me...and my friends LOL swear to god we say "yr mother jokes LOL :roll: hehe

hahahaha... :lol:

its interesting how people habe diff ways of sayin "yo mama " or "yo momma " "yo mamma " haha just the ghetto way of saying it.

probably the jokes would be boring if they wrote "your mother" it adds a little taste to the joke:)

TOM TOM TOM!! I NEED TOM! I LOVE YOU TOM! ...

wait.. this is confusing..

no wait..

TOM - ASS TOM's ASS thomas? no just THOM

heheheheh cock gal was like wat? i dont get it. "tom peed"? ?? and then she started laughing half an hour later when it sank it

what are we' date=' in the hood or something? ;) :D[/quote']

 

while we're on the subject, i do live very close to a few areas that would definitely be considered "the hood." :shock:

 

and to everybody else: GO FIND YOUR OWN!! i've done too much work already! somebody else needs to pull their weight. :D :P

TOM PEED IS SO COOL!

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