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yo' mama's so ugly...

Professor Peedston
in The Lounge

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anybody know any good "yo mama so ugly..." jokes? i think my favorite is:

 

"There are only two ugly people in the world, and your mama is both of them."

 

i saw it on some commercial... and i've been laughing at it ever since.

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haha i found some

 

here's a couple i like:

 

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.

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hahaha this one's great

 

Yo mama so ugly yo dad takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama's so stupid she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor.

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one more group and then i'm off to watch the simpsons.

 

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food.

Yo momma's so stupid when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

Yo mama so stupid she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate".

Some of those actually made me LOL :lol:

ah those were good i needed something to make me smile. funny stuff :D

what are we, in the hood or something? ;) :D

what are we, in the hood or something? ;) :D

 

 

 

LOL :shock: no no....not quite ;)

what are we' date=' in the hood or something? ;) :D[/quote']

 

Yes, yes we are...

 

Those were funny though..i needed a good laugh.. :lol:

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