ok.this will be funny, you just have to continue the story above you....enjoy!

(just make it interesting..)

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one day patty was walking down the street when she recognized chris martin and his little daughter apple ......

ok.this will be funny, you just have to continue the story above you....enjoy!

(just make it interesting..)

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one day patty was walking down the street when she recognized chris martin and his little daughter apple ......

 

... and became so distracted that she fell over into the street and was run over by a bus.

 

I'm in a bad mood :D

LMAO!!!!

 

......Chris looked in horror, then continued walking!!

hahaha.....but then...this light came from the sky and took her up to the sky (i think im drunk... :rolleyes: :P )

And Jonny Buckland appeared and said.."I come in Peace"..... :huh:

every one was like "what the..." and suddenly the gold bag beatch (you know who haha :lol: ) took her lightsaber and started to fight with jonny...(im drunk :rolleyes: :P )

....and Jonny killed her by swinging the lightsaber right through her throat...

every girl in the world werw sooo happy because guy was now alone... :lol: BUT ....

the fight was torturous, but jonny prevailed :D guy was now free to all the ladies, and was attacked by tons of girls that were head over heels in love with him. :lol:

....and then jonny got the lightsaber and cut his throat :P

...and Guy ran all the way to Orlando, Florida to get it on with Mercedita (thats me!!) :stunned:

then guy got charged for rape :lol:

and then mercedita woke up and realized that it was all a dream........ :P

..NO I DIDNT!!

...but anyway...Guy got bailed out of jail by Mercedita and they went to London....

buy mercedita was taken by the same light that took patty...

This time Will appeared and Mercedita kicked him in the nuts and jumped off before she could be taken...

but patty begged for helped and mercedita felt so bad that she returned to help her

....and then got side tracked when she saw the man she lost her virginity to...GUY BERRYMAN!!! So she ran over and they decided to go to Chris' house for a get together..... :P

Then they had a 3 way??? :huh: ( Ignore that if you want.)

No!! U sick person...four way!! J/K J/K!! :lol:

Weird people. They had lunch, you pervies!

after they had luch they started to write a song...

the song was written to all the coldplaying.com fans :P

..but Chris didn't like the song and smashed Guy on the head with a rock. Guy suddenly felt an extremely strong urge towards men. He decides to cross dress and joins a reality TV show after changing his name to Kamal