Excuses for being late.

 

1. Car Troubles

2. My dog has just past away.

3. Me electric blanket melted me and I've only jusy reformed...

4. I got hit by a bus.

5. I fell down an open manhole and was washed away to the sea...

6. The bus got hajacked !

7. I was abducted by aliens

8. I forgot I was in

9. I just came from a hot date with Guy Berryman

10. I copped of last night !

11. My fingers got stuck in the keyboard and needed a podiatrist to get them out. :lol:

Excuses for being late.

 

1. Car Troubles

2. My dog has just past away.

3. Me electric blanket melted me and I've only jusy reformed...

4. I got hit by a bus.

5. I fell down an open manhole and was washed away to the sea...

6. The bus got hajacked !

7. I was abducted by aliens

8. I forgot I was in

9. I just came from a hot date with Guy Berryman

10. I copped of last night !

11. My fingers got stuck in the keyboard and needed a podiatrist to get them out. laugh4.gif

12. friends don't waste wine.

1. Car Troubles

2. My dog has just past away.

3. Me electric blanket melted me and I've only jusy reformed...

4. I got hit by a bus.

5. I fell down an open manhole and was washed away to the sea...

6. The bus got hajacked !

7. I was abducted by aliens

8. I forgot I was in

9. I just came from a hot date with Guy Berryman

10. I copped of last night !

11. My fingers got stuck in the keyboard and needed a podiatrist to get them out. laugh4.gif

12. friends don't waste wine.

13. I had to go to court

 

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp! :pimp2:

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

Chat up lines not to be used...

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

8. Do you like wine gums ?? if yes wind your gums round this then

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

8. Do you like wine gums ?? if yes wind your gums round this then

9. I like you the same way as I like my toes

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

8. Do you like wine gums ?? if yes wind your gums round this then

9. I like you the same way as I like my toes

10. Hi. wanna f*ck?

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

8. Do you like wine gums ?? if yes wind your gums round this then

9. I like you the same way as I like my toes

10. Hi. wanna f*ck?

11. Yeah. Let's rock!

1. want to put to a b####d

2. waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp!

3. get your coat love, as u just pulled !

4. I love you, three times a day.

5. Here's 20p...go phone your mum...you're not coming home tonight...

6. What are you?

7. My bread is more interesting to talk with than you!

8. Do you like wine gums ?? if yes wind your gums round this then

9. I like you the same way as I like my toes

10. Hi. wanna f*ck?

11. Yeah. Let's rock

12. come to bed with me

^hi Daryl, you can now post a newtopic! :D

okies.......

 

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this :lol: )

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you :blush:

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you

6. would you like to come to dinner with me?

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you

6. would you like to come to dinner with me?

7."hello I love you won't you tell me yout name"!(The Doors song) :P

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you

6. would you like to come to dinner with me?

7."hello I love you won't you tell me yout name"!(The Doors song)

8. I can't take my eyes off of you tonight ... you are gorgeous ...

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you

6. would you like to come to dinner with me?

7."hello I love you won't you tell me yout name"!(The Doors song)

8. I can't take my eyes off of you tonight ... you are gorgeous ...

9.You're beautiful,you're beautiful....it's true....I saw your face in a crowded place and I don't know what to do...I will never be with you! :cry:

Chat up lines to be used..... but we dont as most of us are to shy

 

1. Hello .... my name is Daryl. Pleased to meet you.. what is yours ?

2. Hello welcome to the board. I'm Gail. Wanna chat?! - too forward...

3. I would like to ask you out but I am to shy

4. Hi, you are looking stunning! (actually i do use this )

5. i really like you

6. would you like to come to dinner with me?

7."hello I love you won't you tell me yout name"!(The Doors song)

8. I can't take my eyes off of you tonight ... you are gorgeous ...

9.You're beautiful,you're beautiful....it's true....I saw your face in a crowded place and I don't know what to do...I will never be with you!

10. come up to meet you, tell you i'm sorry, you don't know how lovely you are ...