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ashlee simpson forums (giggle)

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speaking of ashlee, there was an ashlee simpson joke on jay leno or conan o'brian (i'm not so sure which) last friday. it went something like:

 

"ashlee simpson said in an interview that when she gets married she doesn't want to marry a singer. in other words, she wants to marry someone like herself!" :lol:

 

oh, that cracked me up! :lol:

 

sorry i doubled posted. i don't know how to delete this.

orliknight09, haha! that's so funny!!

she might as well marry a hyenna :lol:

Ashlee should just become her sister's personal assistant or something becuase she's not suited for a music career at all. But then again that infamous SNL lip sync moment was like the funniest bit on SNL in years. Maybe She should retool her music career, turning it into a musical comedy routine. :wink3:

sorry i doubled posted. i don't know how to delete this.

 

That's totally fine. In fact, i'd say that's totally good. Coz no way people are gonna miss that post then, and it totally drives home the point.

 

If i were rating her singing on a scale of 1-10, i'd probably give her a -5 (read NEGATIVE five) :sneaky: She so obviously can't sing. And looking at her videos, she so obviously can't act as well. And not that she's that good looking either. So i'm wondering how she's selling her albums. Prolly riding on jessica's fame is what i think. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

So yeah, maybe she should start her musical comedy routine (though i figure it won't be getting rave reviews either...)

yea......she's pretty much useless!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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