Hey Nigel how you doing my friend? :)

No not really!It is a crazy person....don't take me serious!

aww *lots of cuddles* for Sam! ah well just explain that you needed to get pissed and have a night out and i reckon they might understand! :idea2: ... although maybe they won't :( .... you'll find a way round it somehow ;)

 

at college we have a unit called Sports Massage so basically we learn how to

massage but tomorrow i'm one of the people being massaged :pleased: :D

 

Hi Ash! hope you are feeling well! :D :cool:

 

:lol: i'm already a crazy person inside Julia so you're only telling the truth! :D :wink3:

:lol:

 

Ok....then I don't have to worry anymore! :P

Well Nigel I hope you get a good massage. :D I'm doing fine thankyou. :)

thanks i think my back has a lot of knots in it due to stress so hopefully it will relieve some of them :D .. if my masseur is good anyway ... probably won't be because he is just another student!

Hey Nige :kiss: I haave a problem and I'd hope maybe you or someone else here could help me with it..

My biology teacher gave us this STUPID riddle today (we were talking about contraception) and he told us to 'think about it this weekend'...

it was like: A man is with 3 women on some lonely island, and he's gonna have sex with all three of them, but he only has 2 condoms.. but no one may get pregnant or get a STD.. :P

 

Any idea, anyone? :dozey:

thanks for the hugs...i need them im goetting lots of hugs on here tonight, its great :D :kiss: :kiss:

 

im off the bedfordshire...so nighty night to you :kiss:

 

speak with you again soon im sure :)

 

nbye you hottie :sneaky:

Byeeee! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: ... take care hunni! :kiss:

@Eli:Maybe because of the natural women cyclus???

hmm i really don't know Eli :rolleyes: .. maybe if he has a threesome with two of the girls then he won't have to penetrate one of them ... :lol: as if that would be the answer!

nono he has to penetrate all of them :P its just hopeless.. poor women :P

what about Julia's idea of one of them having their period?

 

... are you sure all they have is 2 condoms .. no pills or anything ? :rolleyes: ... he's unprepared if he thinks he wants to fuck all of them! :angry:

well, when having period, you still can get STDs.. so that's no option either :/

 

I thought: one of the women is granny (has had her menopause :P ) and errr.. still virgin :rolleyes: (so not carrying any STD) and the guy is a virgin too (no STDs either) so he'll has to fuck the granny first without condom, and after that he can do the other to with the condoms :P

 

but yeah.. were are you gonna find a granny virgin? :dozey:

:lol: ... well i'm sure theres plenty of them they just don't post around saying Hey .. come fuck me .. i have no STDs because i'm a granny virgin ...

 

wow my thread will forever be associated with granny virgins now :stunned:

haha maybe you should let the name of your thread change into: Nigel's granny virgins thread :rolleyes: :P

 

I don't think grannies that are still virgins exist.. how could NEVER having sex ever be possible? :/

What about granny nuns? :D

i think it is .. there are a lot of unlucky people .. and perhaps it does happen ...

 

nah lets not :lol: ... and shhh thats the kind of thing Mafe would do if she saw you say it .... :shifty:

granny nuns must all be lesbian or something like that :P everyone's gotta love someone, and it is in our natural instincts to have sex.. so.. :P

yeah but i know someone who is a virgin .. well i believe she is anyway and she is about 60 or getting on for that .... so it is looking unlikely she will ever have sex in her life ...

:stunned: how can you be so sure she never had sex? Is she actually a nun?

shes a devout Christian, never married and i'm sure my mum, who is good friends with her, told me she hasn't had sex before

Hello Nige! :kiss:

 

Have a great weekend. I hope you'll take advantage of the situation :wink3:

You know what I mean :lol:

:lol: Hey Gail ... don't worry i'll be trying my best but i have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks ..

 

see you soon! :D :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Nigeeeee!!! :kiss: :kiss: