Dont worry we accepted the way you are :lol:

 

Besides I think is a clinic where Im sure you will find a cure about your disease :lol:

Oops!!! Didn't know I hit the button that many times!!! :D :P

You are scared of Clowns.. I'm scare of uhhhhhhhhhhh :thinking:

Tell me,about your problems?

 

:lol:

My problems are too complicated... :lol: But tell me about yours... :P

Well as long you tell me the problems of being a moderator,after I told you the mine.

Well here we go:One of my problems are that I care too much about the persons :huh:

How is that a problem? :inquisitive: You become like a stalker or something? :inquisitive:

No.I'm not a stalker(I hope that Rick cant read this) :lol:

 

I always tray to help other people.I know that maybe it don't sound like a problem,but at the end,I feel sad for my friends problems,and the worse is that even if I could do something about it,they have to solve their problems.

 

But what can you tell me about you?

I am reading this alfred :D :D

DAMN YOU READ this

Is ok :lol: :lol:

Well i have 5191 posts :P :P :P

So is a competition?

 

Ok I see :angry:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have 5406 posts!! yeah :wacko:

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So is a competition?

 

Ok I see

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok

 

I have 5406 posts!! yeah :wacko:

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Its seems like you want to join us in this competition? :lol:

^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well I havent a better place to post this so here I go:

 

 

BEER OR WOMEN?

You are invited to raise new alternatives

 

A BEER is always wet. The WOMAN not ... point for the BEER!

 

The BEER is horrible if it is warm ... point for the WOMAN!

 

A frozen BEER satisfies you ... point for the BEER!

 

 

If you return to house smelling to BEER, your wife be able to anger. If

you come to house smelling to WOMEN, your wife surely that gets angry and it

even can leave you... Tie! ... since it depends on the point of view.

 

Ten BEERS during one night and later you cannot handle to house.

Ten WOMEN during one night and it is not necessary to handle to no

side ... point for the WOMAN!.

 

If a police officer feels you smell of BEER can arrest you, if the police

officer feels you smell of WOMEN a beer invites you ... point for the WOMAN!

 

The older the BEER, it is better ... point for the BEER!

 

Many BEERS can make you see ovnis, many womans can make you see God ...

point for the WOMAN!

 

If you wonder as she will be the next WOMAN you are normal. If you wonder as

it will be the next BEER you are the alcoholic one ... point for the WOMAN!

 

Take off the label to a BEER is entertaining. Take off the trousers to a

WOMAN is very much much more entertaining ... point for the WOMAN!

 

For a BEER you pay taxes ... point for the WOMAN!.

 

If you take another BEER, the first one it does not get angry ... point for

the BEER!

 

You can always be sure that you are the first one in "uncovering" a BEER ...

point for the BEER!

 

If you wave a BEER, after a little bit he calms down alone ... point for the

BEER!

 

Clear, dark, in any moment you can choose the BEER that you want ... point

for the BEER!

 

A BEER you know exactly all that is going to cost you ... point for the

BEER!

The BEER has no mom ... point for the BEER!

 

You can do it if you want, but the BEER will not ask you to embrace her

during half an hour after having taken it ... point for the BEER!

 

FINAL PUNCTUATION: The BEER wins the WOMAN (10 to 7)

If you are a WOMAN and in this moment you are getting angry, thinks that

the BEER would not get angry for this battle... Another point for the BEER!

FINAL SCOREBOARD 11 To 7

 

I send this to April first :rolleyes:

So what do you think about that? :argue:

 

I dont drink but I found it funny

It's funny......you don't drink??

Yes I dont!

 

Surprise?

Yea kinda......i thought you would be into your beers!!

 

 

 

You have to keep updating the thread to match you're posts!!!! :idea2:

Well done ! :D

What can I say!

 

I a good man :angel:

Congrats! :D

Oh stop!

 

You are making me :blush: