I dont care how you do it just do it....

Ok, so here's what happened. I was walking down the street right? ok, and then here she comes... "miss my universe 2005" So I look at her and I totally lose my breath, I'm listening to music and I lose my breath. Then she pulls out her dog. this dog... it looks like a dalmation/wolf hound I totally had my plan. I was going to walk by and the dog was gonna sniff me or attack me and I was gonna be happy because if he did attack me then either I could get some sympathy or sue her. It's a win-win situation. So this is what happened. I did nothing. I got too scared, that is why you're bored and that is why I'm bored because we always skip those moments :bigcry:

oh, and here's a sexy mofo

 

well brit. we havent talked in a long time. how are you?

Me: Doctor I can't stop singing "Sex Bomb"

 

Doctor: Hmm. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

 

Me: Is that common?

 

Doctor: It's not unusual...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Britt, let's make sweet sweet love. That should entertain you, biatch.

haha yes laura that would....how about some foreplay