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RAP BATTLE ~+Thread+~

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Here’s a breaking thread of words and rhyme

So don’t fuck around cause in here it’s a crime.

Keep the debate flowing, and tear up this thread

and continue on battling until its all dead!

 

Ahahaha...so have a try...cause you'll never know just what your worth :P

 

 

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:D ~MAY THE RAP BATTLES BEGIN YO~ :D

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Hahahahaha! I was going to make this exact thread but a few hours ago.

 

Ask the poster "Mander" if she comes on, thats nuts.

 

I scrapped it cuz I couldnt think of a good starting rap.

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:blush: Wow!! Thats so weird cause I thought someone was gonna do this same thread too so I thought to put it in now....yeah it is hard to start one of those raps...took me ages :lol:

I'm havin trouble widdis rap I make

cuz all tha ladies my time they take

so a white rap load of crap all I got

take it to ya homies but hurt me not!!

My friends and I joke around with rapping all the time...

If one of them were over at my house, we'd be sure to give everyone a laugh. Probably tomorrow.

I'm havin trouble widdis rap I make

cuz all tha ladies my time they take

so a white rap load of crap all I got

take it to ya homies but hurt me not!!

 

Brilliant.

Pure genius.

hahaha ha hehe hoo

wassup widalla you?

cantake dis on alone?

jus walk yaself back home!

jus walk yaself back home!

hahaha ha hehe hoo

:lol: :lol: (that is my impression of colin mockery)

can nobody take my pride

can nobody hold me down

oh no, I've got to keep on mooovin

not really... I try it in the car sometimes ... it's hard to do like those guys on tv :stunned:

I spit it like I whip it 200 miles a minute

If you trippin flippin then homie jump up and get wit it

I'm a gigantic big cheese,

Kill a bird on its knees,

Honey drop the money if you wanna get pleased

 

WERD

I spit it like I whip it 200 miles a minute

If you trippin flippin then homie jump up and get wit it

I'm a gigantic big cheese,

Kill a bird on its knees,

Honey drop the money if you wanna get pleased

 

WERD

 

*Claps*

 

That was beautiful. :lol:

I spit it like I whip it 200 miles a minute

If you trippin flippin then homie jump up and get wit it

I'm a gigantic big cheese,

Kill a bird on its knees,

Honey drop the money if you wanna get pleased

 

WERD

d*** I put up my wit

tell me to get up get wit it

I tell you get down on yo knees beg fo foginness

tell me who ya wit ya seen sh**

take outcha gunz ya never been sh**

please excuse the cursing, it's easier to rhyme that way :uhoh:

Alright yo, yo yo, listen up

 

Lemme take you down to the real hood homie

Lemme show you were the kingpins crawl below me

And where the eyes are peeling on me almost all'a the time

And every crooked crime recited in a straight rhyme

Where every home is my own its not a house but a zone

I cant help it if what I'm dealing commands whats going on

But Im just trying to get by

Trying to just fly by

Fly by through life and whats in between

Getting to the end though, this street is mean

 

Yeah yeah, street's mean

Shit! I took so long writing that I didnt see Erics response.

 

Gee golly! Hold up homie Imma drop somfin sumfin (Wait a moment please!)

d*** I put up my wit

tell me to get up get wit it

I tell you get down on yo knees beg fo foginness

tell me who ya wit ya seen sh**

take outcha gunz ya never been sh**

 

Half of your lines are my rhymes

It feels like a crime, you doing time?

Well I done some and I tell you this much

Your ass wouldnt last two seconds without getting bust

I dont need guns I dont need shit

All I need is two fists and a skankass bitch

Now gimme your name I'mma make a grave

I need to remember it

 

Chya, bling doh

It aint nuthin but a wing ding

Half of your lines are my rhymes

It feels like a crime, you doing time?

Well I done some and I tell you this much

Your ass wouldnt last two seconds without getting bust

I dont need guns I dont need shit

All I need is two fists and a skankass bitch

Now gimme your name I'mma make a grave

I need to remember it

 

Chya, bling doh

I woulda made my effort longa

but das su'm I shuda brought along-ha

certain she be hurtin mah rhyme

but certain she be worth mah time

I fly along to ha place

she tol me she love tha grace

that opened up her door

from a girl I want more for

reasons you will undastand

one day when you are a man

I'm not here for street cred

That's enough said

I'm here to prove that rapping

Is very very similar to tapping

A beat here, a word there

You can rap all you want but I don't care

Like I said, street cred is no biggie

'Cause my best friend is the pimp Mr. Piggy!

 

 

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Yeah :)

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