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RAP BATTLE ~+Thread+~

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Thanks :)

 

I'm not thinking about becoming a rapper as a profession though, too many words to have to try and rhyme.

 

So was yours :)

What is Reilly's come back?! :P

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well, that is too bad because reilly and I are going to be rappers 4 life!!

 

... :uhoh2:

I woulda made my effort longa

but das su'm I shuda brought along-ha

certain she be hurtin mah rhyme

but certain she be worth mah time

I fly along to ha place

she tol me she love tha grace

that opened up her door

from a girl I want more for

reasons you will undastand

one day when you are a man

 

These illusions sound like pen and tella

But you sound like a kiss-and-tella

And I dont waste my time on a big mouth cinderella

I drop your ass so fast it burns in hella

Now lemme give you something to think about

Ripping wide out these rhymes to freak you out

I dont need no widescreen no MTV

I just need to pay the bills by drive by now watch me

 

Heres the deal I'mma get real real

Before I fill it out and kill your feel

You dont understand what makes a man

Hell, you dont know what parts are on a woman

So I'mma go easy really easy and let you walk on by

And maybe fake drive-by and make you cry

HUGH

I'm not here for street cred

That's enough said

I'm here to prove that rapping

Is very very similar to tapping

A beat here, a word there

You can rap all you want but I don't care

Like I said, street cred is no biggie

'Cause my best friend is the pimp Mr. Piggy!

 

 

Peaceee.jpg

 

Yeah :)

 

Awesome! hahahaha

Yes!

Ok! I'll try another...haha

I'm like one of those movies that if it's good the first time they try again for a second and it ends up sucking.

So...bear with me!

I have had it!

I get no cp credit! :lol: there! that's my rap!! (I'm not getting any cp credits for my posts :lol:)

You two boys sit here talking about being men

Let me help you both out and give you a pen

Write down your thoughts and your dreams

Then crumple it up and stop being teens

You act like gangsters and try to be ace

When really all your raps are: are skace.

 

These little rhymes that you call raps

Make you look like little boys wearin ball caps

Your skillz'll get you nowhere in the hood

'Cause you just bluntly ain't that good

 

 

Werd to my homies.

Yo hoe you dont know me

I aint your kid I aint your homie

Trying to get all up and teach me street

Your only lesson is life in the ghetto

Where everyday you go toe to toe

With your friends against your foe

So until you come back with gat scratches across your back

Lemme rhyme and let that be that

 

WEHERD YA HEARD

Aww you called me a hoe :cry:

 

Fine bitch, let this be this

And that be that

You sit there talkin' about a gat

I've had a 45 pulled on me once or twice

I let you say your piece and thought it would suffice

But obviously not 'cause shorty's come back

 

You talk of ghettos and hoes

About homies and foes

You don't live in my hood

You think you so misunda-stood?

Try fendin' fo' yo'self once in a while

You might just end up in the Nile.

I have had it!

I get no cp credit! :lol: there! that's my rap!! (I'm not getting any cp credits for my posts :lol:)

 

You'll never make in the buisness with that attitude.

i saw a ham sandwich down at the lake

he said "boy can you see that im trying to bake"

"yo bitch" i hollered "dont you speak in those tones,

or ma mumma'll wop ya, breakin all of yo bones"

 

WORD :wacky:

Werd bon :wacky:

 

Courtney be patient! Ive been uber busy since that phonecall the other morning, I'll be on later though for now I gotsa go G.

 

Lata hata

If I ever, ever have a music career... I'm putting all of these in my act.

 

Could you imagine if at Glasto next year Chris Martin starts spitting some of these lines? I'd die laughing. :D

im a gangster, im a straight up g

the gangster life, is the life for me.

 

shooting people by day, selling drugs by night,

being a gangster is hella tight.

 

i dropped outta school at the age of three

WHY?

cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me.

 

 

yeah man. ;)

haha its from "im a gangster" by josh tobin, its super funny, cause the guy rapping it is super white, haha. he makes me laugh. :)

1, 2, BUCKLE MY SHOE!

 

end of rap video.

Thank you, I also keep a watergun under my shirt in case somebody doesn't give me enough ketchup with my order.

 

 

Word.

I hope you get my order right as well, that would really get me. I have a super soaker 3000 at home.

 

Wait, that sounds like fun....

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