mhh ...

i'm still young and that's why it's kinda embarrissing ... but loadsa teens already get drunk. nothing new and nothing special.

 

well,erm ... it was a tuesday i remember and we hung out in front of our school. we met those two guys drinking beer and sitting on a bench. we joined them (they're from my school) ... well, after a while i was a little tipsy (they had enough beer ... :dozey: ).

i had to pee and i decided to go to our school's bathroom ... well, the damn door was locked ... so i just peed on schoolyard. it was funny though :D

thank god, the caretakes didn't see me! :)

 

there's another funny story which isn't about me though.

we (my two best friends and i) had free tickets for a basketball game. we watched the game and drank loadsa beer and cider during the game. when we walked home my friend just peed her pants!!! we had to laugh our asses off and she was sooo embarressed ...

I'm an absolutely idiotic drunk. I mean, you know how getting drunk makes some people funnier, some people hornier, etc etc? It just makes me a complete moron.

 

Over the summer I went to Paris and Spain on a school trip, and I was legal drinking age there. Every meal I'd have a couple big glasses of wine. I turned 17 in Barcelona and we went to the Hard Rock Cafe. My friends and I sat in another part of the restaurant than the chaperone teacher, so I kind of went a bit overboard. I got my own glass, so did my friends, but none of them wanted theirs so I sort of "helped them" finish them off.... Well, I guess one of them told the waitress it was my birthday and all the servers came out with a little cake and candle (I guess they do this all over the world, not just America!) and sang Happy Birthday to me. But they made me get up and stand on the table while they did it....... Which was er.... difficult. Of course it didn't occur to me until later that I was standing on a really high table in a skirt in front of the whole Hard Rock smiling like a fucking moron...

 

 

I also walked into a pole in Madrid after dinner, where I had a few. In front of a bunch of locals. Who laughed. Oh well.

i don't drink :idea2:

 

:)

me and a few friends were at a park drinking (classy i know) and i had some goon (classy i know). well goon is probably the best thing to drink if you wanna get there fast and feel like crap afterwards... so anyway we went outside another friends house and someone decided to order pizza. we were eating it and by that time i REALLY needed to pee... so i did it on a tree, but most of it got on my jeans! :lol: :sick:

 

the next time i saw the friend whos house we were outside, we asked her if something smelt funny the day after and she was like "YES! like piss!" ...yeh we had a good laugh... :rolleyes: :sick:

:lol: :lol: :lol: drunk stories are the best.

 

I tend to become an instigator when I am drunk.

I like to get other ppl to do things and then I feel so bad the next morning.

one time at this guys house, there was a huge fish tank with lots of fish in it. oh this is so sad. I think PETA is gonna get me. but anyways, I was like OMG SOMONE NEEDS TO GET THOSE FISH! someone catch that fish with your hand! I bet you can;t! so all these ppl were lining up and they were so drunk that they just got themselves all wet and could never catch them. So me being a smart ass I reach in and get one and I them proceed to take it around the room and show everyone. ahhh I was such an idiot! :(

I don't drink.

 

Well, I do... But never enough to get drunk. Just a couple of bottles of Bud or Carlsberg or something whenever it's an occasion.

:lol: :lol: :lol: drunk stories are the best.

 

I tend to become an instigator when I am drunk.

I like to get other ppl to do things and then I feel so bad the next morning.

one time at this guys house, there was a huge fish tank with lots of fish in it. oh this is so sad. I think PETA is gonna get me. but anyways, I was like OMG SOMONE NEEDS TO GET THOSE FISH! someone catch that fish with your hand! I bet you can;t! so all these ppl were lining up and they were so drunk that they just got themselves all wet and could never catch them. So me being a smart ass I reach in and get one and I them proceed to take it around the room and show everyone. ahhh I was such an idiot! :(

 

well, that story is so weird :D

but kinda funny (poor fish though ... )

I've never been drunk. :smug:

u really dont wanna know...

There are a few funny stories............one happened when I was drunk the first time:

 

It was at an outside party in summer..........I want to that Guy and said:"Hey you are Carsten Spengemann (a damn german moderator)!"And I used to call him like that..suddenly everyone was someone famous...........I asked them if they could give me signatures on my arm...etc.............at the end when we went home I used to sing a christmas song very loudly! :P The embarrassing things happened just after this night...........first in the morning at breakfast I had to hide the signatures because of my parents..........and then I noticed that the guy took the same bus as me!Ok...this doesn't sound that funny now but it was........

 

another funny thing happened at a party of a friend of mine:

It was also outside.............I was drunk sat on the floor and said when I really want to be stoned.......then I just smoke my hair!

 

(Ok my friend always say this to me now)

 

The last funny thing that happened was in October last year:

 

At the birthday party of two friends of mine(outside)...........I was drunk and didn't feel well somehow...........I was lying on a bank and everything was going round..............suddenly there was Jefferson Airplane with somebody to love..........I jumped off the bank,ran in the hut and screammed "WOODSTOCK"!!!And rocked the house...........my friends say it was too cute! :D :P

oh my god Julia!!!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: thats ALOt of ............... now ill start reading ur stories :P

i let kids hit me in the face one time when i got really wasted..

The first time I got "drunk" I hid all my friends spoons (we were in his house) I thought I was so cool :rolleyes: I wonder did he find them all....I should ask him

 

Oh then once we dressed our male friends in drag. That was funny :lol:

 

Oh once I got stuck in a toilet for 3 hours :rolleyes: :lol:

 

I fell asleep on a pool table once :idea2:

 

That's all I can remember at the moment :idea2: :dozey:

i do really stupid things... we go downtown to drink, and on my 17th birthday I got reallllllllllllllllly drunk, and I started stripping in the middle of nowhere...

I also started hugging seniours from my school, and I kept looking for blonde guys...

that was a really bad night cause it got to a point where i started crying and talked about all my problems, and that just takes the fun out of it

I dont know about this being funny but i gave away 40 dollars last saturday night when i was wasted at my friends party....

I sometimes sing very loudly something very stupid..

I walked home,and on the way back tripped and fell into a bush,then fell asleep and was woken in the morning by a dog :sick:

Apparently I start speaking in French if I've had one too many..... :rolleyes:

I walked home' date='and on the way back tripped and fell into a bush,then fell asleep and was woken in the morning by a dog :sick:[/quote']

 

haha :lol: well done :lol:

I have actually managed to do much funnier things when I'm sober.. like flying off my bike into a ditch and then to a nettle bush..

 

I broke my tooth when I fell of my bike last summer and hit my face to the ground.. that wasn't that funny then but now I'm laughing at it..