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JOKES!!

wispa
in The Lounge

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Anyone know any good jokes?

I know one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

er there was this guy then......................er...........

 

well yea thats about it.

 

 

damn i suck at telling jokes :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i do :D you don't suck, its really funny, especially when you read the last sentence... :lol: :lol: sorry :D

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled

child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of

TV a day.

 

stoled from Homer Simpson :wacky:

Q- If Chris ever becomes a father to twins, what will he call them?

A- Pear :D

^ :confused: i didnt get that

 

i dont only suck in saying jokes, i also suck in understanding them!

Well, he has a daughter called Apple. If he has twins he will have 2 at once. So they will be called pear, as in pair which means two. You know, as in 'A PAIR OF TWINS'. I'm not too good at explaining jokes!

This one!! i know thousands of them!!

 

 

There were two women partying like a mad. AT 2:00 a.m they were going to their houses and suddenly they wanted to go to shit. "Fuck man, i need to go to the bathroom".....then the two women saw a cementery and decided to go to shit right there. No toilet paper, so one of them clean her ass with her undies, the other one did it with a flower crown that she saw in a grave!!

Next day the women's hubbies met in a bar...

"Man im worried, my wife came home last night without panties"

the other guy said "That's nothing. My wife came home with a ribbon in her ass that said REMEMBER OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.....

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