I wanna laugh :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

so please tell me a joke :D

Okey here it goes: .........

happy now? :dozey:

laugh dammit..!

what do u want??? :angry: :angry: :angry:

haha :dozey: LMAO :dozey:

famous dutch humor sence :wacky:

looks like :dozey: .....bugger off*Coldplayer*, sorry but it's true :/

:lol:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

two crazy guys talking:

 

-what's yourname?

-Napoleon Bonaparte

-who told you that?

-God...

-who!!?? me!!??

now that IS funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

thank youuuu.....somebody who told a joke at least..not like "some" people in here :rolleyes:

here's mine :)

 

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

...................... :idea2:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

how about you missberryman, post one yourself :D

okay....let me think for a minute *think* :D

hahahha it's funny....I have no idea....aaaaa wait I got one

 

Two men are wandering in the alpes. Suddenly one of 'em falls into a crevasse. Fifteen minutes later his friend calls: "Heyyy, are u okay?"

The falling boy: "I have no idea. I am still falling"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

good one!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

here's another one, i read it somewhere in a book recently:

 

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

 

:lol:

:confused: hmm...I didn't meant it sarcastic...bugger off?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..........I don't get it anymore.... :rolleyes:

but I think that wasn't very funny before,*Coldplayer*

 

forget the bugger off, okay? :lol: :lol:

Doctor Doctor I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers...

 

Does it hurt?

 

It's driving me nuts...

:dozey: :dozey: :dozey: only teddy could come up with that one :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG

:D