Naughtyfig Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 here's what I do: 1. When I go to a place like sears or walmart..I set all the alarm clocks or oven timers to go off four seconds after each other. 2. If I'm wearing a hoodie I'll sit infront of the entrance with my head down and my hands cupped above them and old pll will usually give me money. 3. Sometimes I pretne to work there and when ppl ask me stuff about one of their potential outfits I'll be brutal. 4. When we go to wegaman or whereever I'll eat all the candy they have in the "serve urself area" or sample all the fruits. 5. I'll just walk around quickly and look suspicious all over the store ..maybe security will follow you. 6. Stalk hot guys. 7. Hide int he clothes racks and jump out at old pll. 8. Whn parents have their babies or young kids in carriages and aren't looking..make mean faces at them t make them cry. ...yes these are such elementary displays of behaviour.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikita Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Those are pretty funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 my mother says I'm just ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountingDemons Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 here's what I do: 1. When I go to a place like sears or walmart..I set all the alarm clocks or oven timers to go off four seconds after each other. 2. If I'm wearing a hoodie I'll sit infront of the entrance with my head down and my hands cupped above them and old pll will usually give me money. 3. Sometimes I pretne to work there and when ppl ask me stuff about one of their potential outfits I'll be brutal. 4. When we go to wegaman or whereever I'll eat all the candy they have in the "serve urself area" or sample all the fruits. 5. I'll just walk around quickly and look suspicious all over the store ..maybe security will follow you. 6. Stalk hot guys. 7. Hide int he clothes racks and jump out at old pll. 8. Whn parents have their babies or young kids in carriages and aren't looking..make mean faces at them t make them cry. ...yes these are such elementary displays of behaviour.. :lol: i want to go shopping with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 ahaha..shopping me?!..ahaha..sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Yeah..Lois take me shopping with you!!! That should be fun!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 ahaha..okay...I'll have an official 'day to go shopping with Lois' trip.. :D :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 YAY!! Sign Jess and I up!! :D Stalking hot guys is always good! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 ahahahaha... will do.. dont blame me when we get arrested by security.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Alrighty!! WOO-HOO!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 ahahaha.... :D whats sad is that younger kids luv when I "surpervise" their dates..'cause I'm a dork like that..and friends are like "dont do that...that guy will think we're crazy".... :shrug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corner Kid Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 ROFL @ #2!!!! when I was three, i went inside one of those circular clothes racks and did my business... I think back and wonder how long it took for someone to notice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 ahahahahaha...that's hilarious... when I was little my folks never let me out of their sight when we were out shopping..ahaha I was a lil curious demon... :twisted: :P But I remember one summer..some relatives and I went down to Manhattan ..there's street w/ buttloads of cathoic churches and I decided to sit on the steps of one..I smudged my mascara and shit..and I sat there for 2 hours and I got like $500 from ppl feeling sorry for a lost "teenager"...ahahaha I felt bad afterwards...so i spent the money quickly.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corner Kid Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I was notorious for doing my business in public as a toddler. One time I went on the carpet in a model home, right when the guide looked away. Before he turned back around, my mom, in a nervous panic, grabbed it and tossed it into her purse, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 muahhh! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountingDemons Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 YAY!! Sign Jess and I up!! :D Stalking hot guys is always good! :lol: yes sign me up! :D i always stalk hot guys.......... ;) even at church :shock: is that a sin? i was adoring one of God's creautes! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyfig Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 okay you're also signed up __________ I never went in public....I had a bad ass rep. to up keep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asha Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I was notorious for doing my business in public as a toddler. One time I went on the carpet in a model home, right when the guide looked away. Before he turned back around, my mom, in a nervous panic, grabbed it and tossed it into her purse, lol. Ewwww! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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