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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

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> Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead

> chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling

at maximum velocity.

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> The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with

> airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

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> American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

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When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as

> the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the

> shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the

> control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself n the back wallof the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

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> The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the

> experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the

> British scientists for suggestions.

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> You're going to love this......

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> Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

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> "Defrost the chicken."

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:D :D

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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

>

>

> Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead

> chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling

at maximum velocity.

>

>

> The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with

> airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

>

>

> American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

>

>

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as

> the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the

> shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the

> control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself n the back wallof the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

>

>

> The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the

> experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the

> British scientists for suggestions.

>

>

>

>

>

> You're going to love this......

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> Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

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> "Defrost the chicken."

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:D :D

 

 

muahahahahhaha this is funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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