Victoria Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story) > > > Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead > chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. > > > The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with > airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. > > > American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. > > When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as > the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the > shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the > control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself n the back wallof the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. > > > The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the > experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the > British scientists for suggestions. > > > > > > You're going to love this...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: > > > > > > > > > > > "Defrost the chicken." > :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esnapand Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Even though I'm not British... HA HA :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corner Kid Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 ROFL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautynnce Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 awwwwwwwwwwwww ....so what are you trying to say??? LMAO!!! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 :D <--------- cheesy grin :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 :-o im not a brit so i dont get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Prob best you don't. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy'sChick Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story) > > > Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead > chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. > > > The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with > airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. > > > American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. > > When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as > the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the > shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the > control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself n the back wallof the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. > > > The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the > experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the > British scientists for suggestions. > > > > > > You're going to love this...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: > > > > > > > > > > > "Defrost the chicken." > :D :D muahahahahhaha this is funny :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 HAHA :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy'sChick Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy'sChick Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 *tries to breathe* sorry still laughing *G* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 pink :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 I GET IT :roll: so l will smile :D :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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