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The Libertines, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Yeti Etc.

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Oh my god, Harmony :laugh4: Here's his most recent blog from myspace, fyi ;) haha, makes me laugh.

 

 

Saturday, December 02, 2006

 

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

I'm such a child ha ha ha. Even though i was just having a textual conversation pretending i was all grown up, you're right darling, i'm not.

 

This is proven by checking out this online magazine that i supplied a page for.

 

They do something called stream of conciousness which just means you dribble the gunk from your mind out of your ear onto the page. Well i wrote this:

 

So what the hell is a stream of conciousness anyway. Its difficult to spell that's for sure. I guess its where they take people if they've passed out, something biblical. Or like, when they do that thing in movies and stuff where if someone is unconcios they lob some water over them to revive them, I guess they're using water they've got from the stream of conciousness. Obviously that's not true. But seriously, who came up with that idea anyway? We're not fucking fish are we. Look he's passed out, shall I give him some air? NO, finish him off by drowning the fucker.

 

 

 

But Claire said it was too coherent for them. I said that i just so happen to think coherently, but no, i had to do it again, only making as little sense as possible, and so i wrote what you will now find on page 46 at:

 

http://www.whos-jack.co.uk/jackmag2.html

 

where i employed a little school boy shenanigans. and included an extra something...

 

really its not even really funny, ha, it just tickles me. oh dear. what a child. hhnnnn. anyway. have fun reading it and the first person to spot why The Wonderful World of Harmony Williams finds it so damnably hilarious, erm, wins some kind of prize i guess. Not sure what, but we'll sort something out.

 

Its very easy, so it won't be a great prize like a holiday to Barbados. But it won't be an awful prize, like a Bloc Party album or something. Maybe a Star Bar or some Frisps.

 

Anyhoo, good luck!

 

all my lovin'

 

Hahahahahaharmony

 

x

 

 

And it occured to me yesterday in the car how much I love that line The dancing ones they really mean it... I just love it

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But it won't be an awful prize' date=' like a Bloc Party album or something.[/quote']

 

 

Omfg!

 

 

lmfao lmfao

 

 

Just...

 

:laugh3:

LMFAO I KNOW.

 

 

 

LOVE.

 

 

hahahaha

LMFAO

 

 

'This is so post-modern'

 

lmfao lmfao

 

I bet John thaught him that! :dead:

LMFAO POST MODERN. What a dork. :laugh4:

 

This is random, but I saved this picture awhile ago... Josh sat down about 3 feet from me and commenced having a very odd conversation with someone in a disturbingly unintelligable accent. Like... really unintelligable. It sounded like pig latin to me. Then he had a nose bleed.

 

We won't get into that.

 

:uhoh:

 

Anyways, a girl who was next to me in line took a picture. What a stalker. I should have, but I was sort of like...... there's something weird and paparazzi'ish about doing that :laugh4:

 

joshondapavement.jpg

I just realized that had nothing to do with the Libs or DPT (well, actually.... yeah... it does.... cuz he was... ok nvm!) LMFAO

lmfao

 

It does! He's like the fifth member of DPT so he deserves all the fangirling/stalking he gets in here as well :sneaky:

 

And lmfao Have you seen the interview on youtube with the boys, they talked a bit about recording the second album and stuff? I had to rewatch it like 5 times and I still only get like half of what they're saying :laugh3: It just...it isn't a fucking language! It's something else, something that can't be defined... lmfao

Haha aw Josh, love it.

 

 

 

hmm, which video?

OH! oh my god I hadn't seen that *goes to watch*

What.... the fuck?

 

 

 

LMFAO LMFAO. I have no idea what they said. I basically understood the jist of it but.................... what?!

 

 

hahaha I love that. That's worse than Carlos. But then again, I've totally trained myself to understand Carlish. So....

Carlish :\

 

Sorry, I just hate that man. With passion.

 

 

But yepp, you kinda get used to Carlos mubleing after a while. But I've started to think that he talkes much clearer these days. Probably Stan that's responsible for that. Or the fact that that show they did in the US had subtitles when he talked lmfao :laugh3:

LMFAO oh snap, I totally forgot about that. Meant Carlish as in the odd form of english that Carl happens to speak. Hmmmm.... Perhaps I shall say Carlic. AKA like Gaelic. Gay-lic, more like.

 

 

RIGHT DONE.

 

:laugh4:

 

 

They don't give us americans enough accent understanding credit! I probably get it more than UK people!

 

well... maybe not... but still! :laugh4:

OMFG.

 

TOMORROW :bigcry:

 

I don't know what to do with myself. :dizzy: I'm a fucking wreck. Seriously :laugh4:

 

It's a Saturday fucking night and i've decided to stay in for once because

A) I'm saving my energy :dance:

B) If DPT/Libs are played in the club (which is more than likely) I actually think I might spontaneously combust :uhoh:

 

We were in KOKO lastnight and when we walked in they were playing Deadwood :stunned: It was so fucking spooky, they never play DPT in there. Libs yes, but not DPT. As you can imagine, I went fucking NUTS. :wacko:

I think I scared my friends a bit :embarassed: :laugh4:

 

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG

But yepp, you kinda get used to Carlos mubleing after a while. But I've started to think that he talkes much clearer these days.

 

I thought that too....until I met him and realised I was chatting to my fucking hero and couldn't understand half of what he was saying :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I just nodded and agreed :uhoh: :laugh3:

oh my fucking god steph. :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: shiiiiiiiit.

 

 

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH E$%^&(U*IJDRE$R%^&U*)(I :dance: :dance:

 

Dani :bigcry:

 

OMFG. No words! :uhoh:

 

Seriously girls, prepare yourselves for some serious pornage!!!!! :wink3:

I really hope I get some good pics. Im gonna mainly take pics tomorrow and then just chill out a bit more (well, as much as you can at a DPT gig :laugh4:) on Monday.

Woooooo as I said, I fear for you Steph :stunned: But then, if you manage to get back home in a one single piece, I fear for us. PORN PORN PORN are we prepared? I'm quite looking forward to it though, at least we'll explode with smiles on our faces :wink2:

I thought that too....until I met him and realised I was chatting to my fucking hero and couldn't understand half of what he was saying :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I just nodded and agreed :uhoh: :laugh3:

LMFAO LMFAO :laugh3: It's a bit embarrassing! I swear I can understand pretty much everyone but him! What is it? Some sort of dialect of musicians? :thinking: Exactly same thing happened when I met Richard Ashcroft, and his accent is VERY clear! I blame the nerves :uhoh:

More Yeti-tour dates...

 

Hatred for those people that have the chance of seeing them :angry: lmao I wanna see them SO BADLY I swearrrrrrr argggggggggghh :wacko:

You met Richard Ashcroft!?!? :shocked2: Wow! When was that?

The man's a fucking legend! I've seen him like, 3 times live now, he's such a great performer. :cool:

Love music Hate Racism

and the rest of them you'll be able to find

Aw didn't know you liked him too! :nice: I LOVE THAT MAN. That's all I can say!

The thing is, I kinda travelled over to England to catch his tour? lmao I'm such a groupie for him! :blush: But yes, I've been in the UK this past winter for his tour and went to the HMV signing he did the day his album was out. That's when I met him. And yes, I don't really believe it myself either, but I swear it's true.

 

 

Thanks for those Rachel! :wink2:

haha, Andy, I'm sure it's the nerves ;) I had a hard time understanding Keith Murray when I saw WAS this past June..... and he's got the same exact accent as me. It's hysterical :laugh4: My mind goes to mush sometimes, then I end up doing stupid things.

 

 

omg Steph, was just reading your myspace comment telling me where you're seeing them (brixton then oxford) I had no idea Oxford was the last date, that's incredible.... It's gonna be amazing!!!! :dance: No doubts about it!

 

 

Yeah, definately rotate taking pictures. I plan on taking all my pictures of WAS at the Middle East on Thursday, then just relaxing and enjoying the gig on Saturday (with the camera, however, for the shots I miss and like.... if Keith makes out with some random guy, I'll have my camera... :uhoh: )

 

 

anyhoo! I expect you to have your camera ready if Stan starts making out with John randomly!!!

 

 

:laugh4:

The thing is, I kinda travelled over to England to catch his tour? lmao I'm such a groupie for him! :blush:

 

 

Oh believe me, that's absolutely sane to me! There are much worse things you could have done! :laugh4:

 

 

I mean.... I went to Oxegen Festival because I saw Arctic Monkeys were playing.... :\ :laugh3: :laugh3: whoo hoo for groupies!!!!

 

 

haha I'm just joking, obviously, we're so not groupies. We're just extremely dedicated fans who happen to be women. Oh my god I'm about to get all feminist and righteous and... /stops it before I go off on my "just because I'm a female music fan I am not going to have sex with every musician!" rant... haha

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