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Have you ever killed someone?

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Hahahaha Im taller than YOU are

 

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me and cock gal and friend were windexing the sidewalk and bike tires...

:D hehhe and WHY were we windexing the sidewalk?

to kill the millions of ants that crawled up there... and a lady walked by and said "i hope YOU'RE not reincarnated as an ant"... hmm

dont kill things.. or people eh :oops:

lol awww yah...l used to want to kill ants when l was little...but its just wrong and mean...so l dont...cuz OUCH it must hurt!! :o

well.. i could always justify the killing of ants because once IM squished if i was reincarnated as an ant, then.... i'd just ... ummm ya know turn into something else.. NO WORRIES! HAHAHHA ... ok.. not funny :-o

meh ... uuum i should lay off the squishing of ants :cry: i feel for them! HA

awww some of them are kind of cute too :shrug:

not under a microscope... makes me feel sick cuz i hate ... crawlies

 

but i guess you could say that for people too

aaaaagh sci and biology makin me sick... sometimes the cells look so weird and then you visualize millions of them crawling all over you.. BAH

it's like that simpsons episode (which was parodying someone's life.. who's name i've forgotten) where mr burns sees little things all over smithers face and he's so afraid of germs ... he wears tissue box shoes and tells smithers to hop in the spruce... uuum... goose? moose? something with an ooose

yah...the ones which are fat scare me...cuz they bite! and l've been bitten OUCH!

my aunt and one grandma pinches me.. i dont like it

and i cant exactly yell at her...

haha, Dandy Andy, your posts always make me either smile or laugh...bless you

 

well, when l was younger MY RELATIVES ALWAYS pinched my cheeks on my face would ALWAYS HURT cuz...l had chubby cheeks :oops: and well NOW THEY DONT...cuz :roll: l'll bite their hand off!! :x :-x

did i sneeze?

i prefer gezundheit

 

... i dont like the taste of old people so im determined to stay away from biting them

LOL...l think they smell nice...at least my grandparents do :) and l love them so much!

 

no, l was saying bless you for making me smile and laugh! :D

old people.. are.. funny ha-ha

 

sneezing and hiccuping at the same time is such a pain in the ass...

smiling and laughing at the same time, on the other time.. doesnt hurt

no it doesnt!! yah oowwe l hate hiccups sometimes!! :(

oh my gosh.. im so stupid.. "on the other time" what the hell..

i meant to say hand

 

my hand is purple...

 

anyways.. being able to fake hiccups is funny if your mom believes a spoonful of sugar cures it hehehe

i'll eat anything with sugar no matter how awful it tastes..

except for licorice... and jujubes (whatever the hell they are)

 

if i buy something it's like AW MAN THIS IS SO GROSS... meh... *gulps it down* and one time someone asked me why i still ate it ...

answer:

CUZ ITS STILL SUGAR ANYWAYS!! :D mmmm

but.. im not a hyperactive/in need of ritalin sorta kid..

cuz i never seem to find any candy round the house :(

probably cuz theyve been hidden somewhere baah.. i've said "cuz" so many times... :x

so really.. what the hell are jujubes? and why do they taste so bad?

and if they really do taste that bad.. why do people continue to make and sell em?

is it because they have no tastebuds? theyre such weird gummy things ... that arent gummy because theyre hard!

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

gummies can shit?

or did you mean gummy bears? ... eeeew.. so theyve been feeding us gummy bear wastes?

at least i never ate them!

 

im sorry for the immaturity but "cowbone" just sounds SO wrong

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