I'm Sam Malone, the ultimate lady's man and all round good guy! I use to play for the red sox before becoming an alcoholic and throwing my career away.. I'm now a recovering alcoholic and been clean for quite some time.

So what i would like from the coldplay fans is a little compassion and understanding, it's not easy been me and i don't like been ignored. I'm s'pose to be the centre of attention. Is it because none of you are in Sammy's little black book? Well if you're nice to me we can sort that little problem out, i have a few spare spaces in reserve.

I'm a legend!

Dude, I think the whole multiple personality disorder thing is creeping people out a bit...

Dude' date=' I think the whole multiple personality disorder thing is creeping people out a bit...[/quote']

I don't understand what you mean what multiple personality? I'm Sam Malone, i work at cheers and use to play baseball for the red sox! I'm my own man...

Besides you can only have one profile on this site... I'm harmless, just spreading a bit of sunshine into the group!

Hello Sam :) why this site?

Hello Sam :) why this site?

It's simple, i thought it would be a great way for picking up chicks! I've been thru most of the ladies here in Boston, and This coldplay forum has a lot of fast and easy women for old Sammy to get his beautiful teeth into!!

I have the greatest hair in fashion! I grew it myself you know.

My god you're ugly...

It's simple, i thought it would be a great way for picking up chicks! I've been thru most of the ladies here in Boston, and This coldplay forum has a lot of fast and easy women for old Sammy to get his beautiful teeth into!!

I have the greatest hair in fashion! I grew it myself you know.

 

So basically, what you are saying.. is that you have trouble finding easy girls in the real world or out of your town so you think that by coming to a Coldplay forum is gonna get you the easy girls a lot faster? :D

 

 

hahaha!:laugh3: I'm sorry but that is so funny!:lol:

 

 

*cathing back my breath*

 

 

Why don't you go to a dating site instead? Like match.com? It'll be easier to see the ones you haven't gotten into yet :wink:

My god you're ugly...

 

Fi!:lol:

Hey Viri!! Guess who I love?! JUNIOR BOYS!! Oh yes! I d/l a few of their songs a while back when you were talking about them and they're so cool and catchy! And now they've a new album?! I shall indeed seek that..

:D

Hey Viri!! Guess who I love?! JUNIOR BOYS!! Oh yes! I d/l a few of their songs a while back when you were talking about them and they're so cool and catchy! And now they've a new album?! I shall indeed seek that..

:D

 

That's great! I am so happy!:D They do have a new album coming out! It got leaked girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! I already have it:laugh3: I can send it to you if you want :wink: :nice: btw, check out Télepopmusik - Angel Milk album :nice: I love it!:D

My god you're ugly...

Hmmm playing a little hard to get are we! you're not the first and you'll not be the last but deep down inside you have already fallen for me. You might not know it now but you have...

Why do you think i'm ugly for? is it my big forehead? Just don't take the piss out of my hair, it's a work of art! When i die that hair is gonna be stored in a museum for the world to admire.. I'm like the Michael Angelo of hairstyles!

I thought you died a long time ago...

Why do you think i died a long time ago?

God. You're the most fucking annoying prick ever.

 

Please, please, please, fuck off. You obviously have no life, no one loves you, and you can curl up in a ball and cry for all I fucking care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I'm a bit pissed for no apparent reason.

I will do, thanks Viri :kiss:

 

I'm sorry Sam, but I am infact a lesbian so there's no winning me over with the golden smile or the hair to die for....

*gags*

God. You're the most fucking annoying prick ever.

 

Please, please, please, fuck off. You obviously have no life, no one loves you, and you can curl up in a ball and cry for all I fucking care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I'm a bit pissed for no apparent reason.

WOW!!! Very hurtful words Alysa.. And i'm especially dissappointed in you seen as though you're a Coldplay fan. You're s'pose to be whiter than white not hating anybody and singing cumba ya m'lord songs... What would Chris Martin say..... Tut Tut Tut.

How am i annoying when all i've done is spread love and tranquility to topics that have died on their arses... I'm the little warm centre that everyone wants to crowd around.

Can't we just get along for the sake of the group? I don't want an atmosphere!

And i'm especially dissappointed in you seen as though you're a Coldplay fan. You're s'pose to be whiter than white not hating anybody and singing cumba ya m'lord songs... What would Chris Martin say..... Tut Tut Tut.

 

I vote we start singing that lovely Coldplay song "Murder" :P

I vote we start singing that lovely Coldplay song "Murder" :P

Do i detect a little bloodlust in that comment Erin?

Maybe you should start listening to bands like Cradle of filth, that fits your criteria! If Chris(wet as a blanket)Martin saw how hostile and brutal his fans were he'd jack it all in.

I'm Sam Malone, i'm irresistable to women, give me a call sometime.

i have yet to be struck by this irresistable charm you claim you have

My god you're ugly...

:lol: hehehehe,right,:)

Do i detect a little bloodlust in that comment Erin?

Maybe you should start listening to bands like Cradle of filth, that fits your criteria! If Chris(wet as a blanket)Martin saw how hostile and brutal his fans were he'd jack it all in.

I'm Sam Malone, i'm irresistable to women, give me a call sometime.

Murder,ill be yours maybe,Chris Martin is the best man ever!:)

you are shit

Murder,ill be yours maybe,Chris Martin is the best man ever!:)

you are shit

I'm sorry but Thom Yorke and Morrissey are the best men ever! I'm gonna see both acts at the V festival,what are you gonna do?

I thought Coldplay last album was extremely dissappointing and overated! They played it bland like Embrace.... And Martins voice is getting more irritating. He seems too pleased with himself too much!

So, Sam malone has moved in on my patch. I wonder, is Coldplaying big enough for the two biggest players in 1980's Television? The chicks on this site don't stand a chance.

:dozey: Another stupid thread.

I don't understand what you mean what multiple personality? I'm Sam Malone, i work at cheers and use to play baseball for the red sox! I'm my own man...

Besides you can only have one profile on this site... I'm harmless, just spreading a bit of sunshine into the group!

 

 

Look, let's face reality here. I think to face reality would be a healthy lifestyle..wouldn't everyone agree?

 

 

Sam Malone. He is a character. A fictitious one at that. An actor at best .

 

Nothing more m'dear.

 

 

Why don't you go back into your own profile and change some things?

 

 

 

Now, they may be drastic, but don't be scared ..I will be here to hold your clammy hands!

 

Make your name be there in your profile ..you know, your parent-give name!?

 

And make your profile details be: personal

 

maybe you don't know the definition of 'personal'

 

Let dictionary.com guide you for now...later we will talk Britannica :wink:

 

 

Then we can actually begin to like you, here at Coldplaying.com (best site around!)

 

 

No one likes fake things (unless you are a guy, and you know...Pamela Lee) :idea2: