brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! 3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?). 4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyhow? 5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. 6. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing ... idiot. 8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile. 10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 11. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 13. The sleight of hand, fake fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit. :shock: :shock: :shock: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautynnce Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 OMG!!!! Hilarious!!! :-D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 :lol: haha, l wish l still had my dog!! bahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 lol @ 13... I was doing that yesterday :oops: :o :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 i laughed so hard when i read that too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 lol! and you posted it too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 hahahaha my dog would deffiantly say ..... "screeching in my ears ,in a so called loving way, my name even, though i already know who i am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 :lol: dogs are the best!! bahh....its annoying when people say they dont like animals!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 i have 2 cats a dog and 6 fish. I hate it when people say the hate cats. makes me mad :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 aww l have a cockatiel :D her name is Charlotte, and shes 4 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 aww my niece's grandma has 7 birds. captin crunch is the biggest and the smallest is stumpy he has no legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 :o aww no legs??? how did that happen.... hey, you should tell what type of birds they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 i think captin is a cockatoo whatever the big ones are he is huge and all different colors. stumpy lost his legs in a fire. he is a small green bird. I dont know the names of what kind they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 awwww how does he move about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 with his beak. hangs on to stuff. plus his feet stubs are flat so he can balance on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 awww thats so cute :) bless him. l love birds :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 i think they are beautiful. we have a blue jay that comes and sits on our porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 awwww...i do most of those things to my older dog..Poor Sherman!! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 awww what sort of dog is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 LOL! class list :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 i think cats are going to try and eat me...they have these EVILL!! stares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 yah, sometimes theyre kinda scary...l used to have some a while ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 My cat Beano lies in wait for me and pounces out and scratches my legs when I walk past! :shock: He is evil, :twisted: but we understand each other lol :shrug: . He has a fave plant in the garden - a catmint plant. He rolls and dribbles in it :D I LOVE the story about poor little Stumpy - poor little bird *hugs Stumpy, but carefully, cos birds are very fragile* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 l know!!! its so cute..l started smiling as l read it...cuz hes a little champ for existing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkwall33 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 oh he is an awesome bird. very friendly loves to be held. he is 14 years old and his accident happened when he was a baby like 3 months old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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