Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.

 

Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."

 

Ville comes back with a bottle of __methanol__, and says "We could drink this, but we'll go blind!"

 

Sakke slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think we've seen enough."

 

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:)

 

I personally don't drink... Is it really that important / necessary / funny / addictive / etc. ??

:lol:

 

(you could've post it in Jokes thread :P )

I love a good drink.

Only wine for me.

Casually only- at parties or special events- or at a friends house :D

 

But I don't see how people drink beer. It's so bitter and unpleasant...but that's just my taste.

MMMmmmm.....Beeeeeeerrr!!!

i hate beer, and i think americans are so fat because they drink beer like a sofr drink, and alcohol gives u the munchies... here u only buy beer when u go out

 

i drink almost every friday and saturday. But something small- like a cocktail, and if im not driving then a shot. But i dont get drunk. I did a few times, but i just like a little, too much can be bad

bad a little alcohol in your system is nice, u should try it ;)

 

u should smoke hookas. That's the best, better than alcohol and cigarrettes :)

dude, hookah's awesome! i love that stuff

I do not drink regulary.....

 

 

if i have to drive and I am not allowed to drink then it's ok for me...

 

but sometimes parties with alcohol are great fun....

 

or enjoying a beer in the evening...I mean you don't have to be drunk afterwards...

 

 

if you know your limits -----

I'm not used to drink.

Once, in a party, I drank 6 beers... I was drunk... I couldn't walk straight.... lmao...

 

otherwise, I don't drink at all... only water, syrup and fruit juice...

i hate beer, and i think americans are so fat because they drink beer like a sofr drink, and alcohol gives u the munchies... here u only buy beer when u go out

 

i drink almost every friday and saturday. But something small- like a cocktail, and if im not driving then a shot. But i dont get drunk. I did a few times, but i just like a little, too much can be bad

bad a little alcohol in your system is nice, u should try it ;)

 

u should smoke hookas. That's the best, better than alcohol and cigarrettes :)

 

thats something very popular here especially in Cafés... it smells nice indeed, umm that one of with apple and chocolate especially :)

 

and about drinking..its ok if you know the limits yes..

u should smoke hookas. That's the best, better than alcohol and cigarrettes :)

 

ohh I have wanted to try that for some time now :surprised:

i hate beer, and i think americans are so fat because they drink beer like a sofr drink, and alcohol gives u the munchies... here u only buy beer when u go out

 

i drink almost every friday and saturday. But something small- like a cocktail, and if im not driving then a shot. But i dont get drunk. I did a few times, but i just like a little, too much can be bad

bad a little alcohol in your system is nice, u should try it ;)

 

u should smoke hookas. That's the best, better than alcohol and cigarrettes :)

 

is that for smoking weed?

no, just this tobaccoey substance that's flavored. it's pretty good, you should try it.

no' date=' just this tobaccoey substance that's flavored. it's pretty good, you should try it.[/quote']

Can you get it in the UK? I'm going in a week, and you don't seem to be able to get it here...at least this is the first I've heard of it.

 

Advice for the day: Don't drink & post...someone could get hurt...lol! I don't anymore after reading one or two of my posts the next day!!

hmm you should be able to find a hookah bar in the UK, as for the actual stuff you put in it; i wouldn't know where the hell to get it :P you could try some middle eastern stores though., they would most likely have it.

 

no hookah in canada?!?! no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

We may have it...but the only 'hookah' i know is slang for that other stuff you inhale...

didnt johnny have a pic drinking from one ?

no' date=' just this tobaccoey substance that's flavored. it's pretty good, you should try it.[/quote']

 

i only smoke cigars, and occasionaly weed when im really wasted...i dont like most tabacco

Can you get it in the UK? I'm going in a week, and you don't seem to be able to get it here...at least this is the first I've heard of it.

 

Advice for the day: Don't drink & post...someone could get hurt...lol! I don't anymore after reading one or two of my posts the next day!!

 

i think hookas abroad a tad expensive

here u can buy a very very good hooka for 60$, and a regular one for like 10-20$.

Here when we go to a pub and u set u get a hooka for your table for free, it's part of the whole drinking. It's weird to just sit at a table and drink with no hooka :p

 

plus, if u take a few long breathes in a row than u get this high feeling for like 5 mins, and it's great. Especially if you're driving and u cant drink. Because it does pass after a few mins