:stunned:

sex....pppfttt....

 

i have 8 months without any kind of sex...

 

that's be a fucking loser!!! :cry:

 

Aww hun you're not a loser. Infact I bet you're cute :P.

 

I might be extremely horny, very kinky, a porn downloader and all that garbage..but I surprise a lot of people when I say I'm still a virgin. 18 years and no sex for me yet :p.

 

Talk to me though and you'd forget that I've never had sex lol.

 

a virgin eh???

 

oh my....

 

can i be your first time?? :uhoh:

:stunned: oh....

 

let's back to the topic... question of the day is..?

 

*drums to welcome the person who will post the question*

oh well really some days ago i was going to post a question here but... i can't remember it now. :/

Well it depends on how dirty we're allowed to get...then I can know what to ask :p.

 

My suggestion is..whats everyone's favorite position?

sixty fucking nine!!!! :D

sixty fucking nine!!!! :D

 

...I love you.

and you're gonna love me more!!! :wink3:

*Raises eyebrow* Now now, lets not start an orgy in this thread!

 

(well...that would be kind of fun...)

we need the other purvies....

:sneaky:

see?? here's the purvie maister!!!

No, I am t3h purv master!

:stunned:

Hahaha watch this, it'll be a war of who's the horniest bastard in this thread.

I'm not horny :sick: You win :disappointed:

please dont steal my innocence!!! LMAO

:wink3:

:anxious:

:uhoh2: :uhoh: :wreck: :worried: :sad2: :lipsrsealed2:

i'm horny!!!!!!!

please dont steal my innocence!!! LMAO

 

Thats so dirty!

 

Subliminal sarcastic invite perhaps? ;). *laughs*

^:anxious::anxious::anxious::anxious::anxious::anxious::anxious::anxious:

 

i just post that because this thread is freaking me out...

You shouldnt have brought your innocence here young'un :uhoh:

:lipsrsealed2: *walks away and i´ll never come in again*