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The SEX thread

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I'm not having sex everyday Oliver. And I haven't been masturbating very regularly recently :rolleyes:

 

You poor thing! Have you tried Viagara?? :P

 

There's no need Mark :wink3: :lol:

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so long even in sex

 

It depends, sometimes it is within an hour but I typically need to recharge my battery.

Aaron aren't you concerned that in the heat of passion your colon might burst or something?That always kinda scared me' date=' all that anal stuff and shit![/quote']

 

I'm not going to answer a stupid question Oliver.

 

I agree - it was a pathetic, puerile question.............................

Aaron aren't you concerned that in the heat of passion your colon might burst or something?That always kinda scared me' date=' all that anal stuff and shit![/quote']

 

I'm not going to answer a stupid question Oliver.

Hmm I guess it might sound not so polite, but I'm not trolling, seriusly. :/

 

As long as you're not trolling then all is well :)

As to your question/

No, your colon is not going to burst due to anal sex. The male g-spot is the prostate gland. There are many ways to stimulate the prostate gland but anal sex is the most intensly pleasurable. It is a mixture of pleasure/pain but mostly pleasure and it most certainly is not meant for everybody.

Me tooooooooooooo !

Aaron aren't you concerned that in the heat of passion your colon might burst or something?That always kinda scared me' date=' all that anal stuff and shit![/quote']

 

I'm not going to answer a stupid question Oliver.

 

I agree - it was a pathetic, puerile question.............................

 

He said he meant no harm so I believe him :)

Aaron aren't you concerned that in the heat of passion your colon might burst or something?That always kinda scared me' date=' all that anal stuff and shit![/quote']

 

I'm not going to answer a stupid question Oliver.

 

I agree - it was a pathetic, puerile question.............................

Fine, I'm trying to broaden my wiews on the world, and I'm accused of being lame.Ok now I understand poor albie a lil' more!

I responded to your question Oliver. It's on the previous page ;)

whats the longest.

 

a few months... girls can be masters of their domain.. unlike most men. :)

Oh Camille :lol: :kiss: :kiss:

Oh ok, I guess my attitude is partly to blame on T-com since every try to get an dsl connection seems to be sabotaged, so it's like really driving me nuts.But that'll change a bit if my bet on hockey for tommorow is a winning one.

I know that my questions may sound sometimes like their intentions is to provoke, but hey nobody's perfect.

And eh, well I wish you all an abaundace of sex, I'm off to play my nba live, I might check this place later.

:)

Aaron aren't you concerned that in the heat of passion your colon might burst or something?That always kinda scared me' date=' all that anal stuff and shit![/quote']

 

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMFG!! mwahahahhaa

I'm still laghing... like 2 minutes after seeing that.

hahahah oliver needs to try it!! mwahahaha.....sometimes the colon can be useless not only for shit! :D

:sick: Anal sex always sounded pretty coprophilic to me...

i love penis

i love penis

i love penis hey hey hey hey

 

 

 

hahahahahah.... HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA.....that shit is hilarious!!! im imagining to Britt dressed like a cheerleader singing that!! :laugh1:

Sex is currency

She sells cars,

She sells magazines

Addictive bittersweet, crack your hands,

with the hopeless nicotines

 

Everyone's a lost romantic,

Since our love became a kissing show

Everyone's a cassanova,

Come and pass me the mistletoe

 

Everyone's been scared to death of dying here alone

 

She, is easier to love

It's easier to lie

It's easier to fake and smile and brag

 

It's easier leave

It's easier to lie

It's harder to face ourselves at night

Feeling alone,

What have we done?

What is the monster we've become?

:snore:

 

congradulations nick, youve mangaged to make sex boring!!!!!

the crowd goes wild AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

how do you feel!? :dozey:

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