"Cracked" magazine reports that Chris Martin's face is now officially 67% covered by stubble. They report he is having surgeons carefully shave it, but they couldn't confirm this because he is having it done in private.

 

:rolleyes:

ROFLMAO :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Classic...

I dont get it

riiiiiiiiiiight

"Cracked" magazine reports that Chris Martin's face is now officially 67% covered by stubble. They report he is having surgeons carefully shave it, but they couldn't confirm this because he is having it done in private.

 

:rolleyes:

 

haha funny:laugh3:

:lol:

I KNEW IT!!! HE'S A WAREWOLF!!!

I KNEW IT!!! HE'S A WAREWOLF!!!

 

OH NOES D:

 

(the boards really should have an OH NOES emote. Seriously.)

wait whats happened :\

apparently he has waaay too much hair on his body and face, more than the average human so he's going to get cleaned up. i don't know, that's what i think it means :\

apparently he has waaay too much hair on his body and face' date=' more than the average human so he's going to get cleaned up. i don't know, that's what i think it means :\[/quote']

I'm not being a smart-ass, but just in case someone doesn't know, Cracked Magazine is like Mad Magazine! This isn't a thread to be taken seriously...I hope...I'm scared of Werewolves...lol!!!

i was going to mention that any info from a magazing called cracked should be taken lightly LOL i didn't know about the mag though, thanks!

i was going to mention that any info from a magazing called cracked should be taken lightly LOL i didn't know about the mag though' date=' thanks![/quote']

YEah. It's a parody mag...I couldn't have gotten through high-school without it,lol!

:laugh4: :laugh4:

 

I like-a de stubble!

apparently he has waaay too much hair on his body and face' date=' more than the average human so he's going to get cleaned up. i don't know, that's what i think it means :\[/quote']

 

ohhhh ok, lol chrissy :laugh3:

Haha thats funny...I was worried for a moment there

Haha, nice one :D:D:disguise:

BHO! i don't think this...:laugh3:

LMAO :laugh4:

I'm still confused

 

:embarassed:

Anyway..."Cracked" is a strange name...:confused:

so,i don't believe in this news...

Anyway..."Cracked" is a strange name...:confused:

so,i don't believe in this news...

Ever read Mad Magazine? It parodies things in popular culture...movies, tv, etc. Cracked is the same thing. They're just picking on Chris...in a fun way!

No, no...I heard this on NPR, National Public Radio, a HIGHLY serious radio broadcasting station in the United States. It was on "Fresh Air".

No' date=' no...I heard this on NPR, National Public Radio, a HIGHLY serious radio broadcasting station in the United States. It was on "Fresh Air".[/quote']

 

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