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hahahahah I toally will! I'll take sand in a plastic bags and throw tiny plastic bags of sand on them atleast I'll get some attention I guess!

althought...if I take little bags with something powder looking in them then the guards at the gates will arrest me for carrying drugs and I won't see them

 

Put them in your shoes.

But I am not licking your sand. :shifty:

 

They're gonna save Beach for the summer now surely...it'd make sense to save it for the festivals.

 

Woah, that was far too sensible a post for this here crazy 98% off-topic-Mew-thread. Hang on I shall rectify that....

 

Wibble.

 

Fish fingers.

 

Hatstand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, feel better now.

 

pffffffft.

 

Oregano.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Railroad tracks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

walkman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I love this picture :D

 

 

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the fans for the next concert Mew ? :cool:

 

 

 

@Paula Hi ;)

 

Me too, me too.

 

HI. :awesome:

this smiley is so freaky: :veryangry:

 

 

:whatever:

This is off-topic but I'm bored and I seem to be spamming this thread anyways but....

You know that song Square One by Coldplay? Of course you do.

 

Is it just me that hears "Urine control, is there anywhere you wanna go?" instead of "You're in control, is there anywhere you wanna go?"

 

:uhoh2:

I WAS WHATEVERING YOU I WOULDN'T WANK YOU IN A MILLION YEARS YOU WANKE­R.

And when I'm listening to What If even if I try I always hear "You know that darkness always turns into light" as "You know that love is always to true to lie"

 

:disappointed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHY AM I POSTING SO MUCH?

The song is just that much cooler once you hear it like that,

I always heard "Shoot an apple off my head" as "Shouldn't I pull off my hat."

I trololo'd.

 

WHY HAVE I BEEN LISTENING TO SO MUCH COLDPLAY?

hahaha I wish I remembered my good ones right now

Me too, I know there were some but I can't remember. :sad:\

 

*listens to Square One*

 

URINE CONTROL, IS THERE ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO?

 

Where did Paula go, were we too off topic for her? *rolleyessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssetc.*

Because you're sick. :wreck:

 

I was watching Coldplay interviews too. :wreck:

I hadn't listened to any music in over a week and somehow I can just listen to Coldplay. :thinking:

Music makes my brain hurt. :sad:

But at least I haven't been at school for a month almost already. :cool3:

POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOPP

:stunned:

 

 

 

Hi all ;)

 

 

 

Square one for me, is more dedicated to Paula aka squareone13 :P

I was watching Coldplay interviews too. :wreck:

I hadn't listened to any music in over a week and somehow I can just listen to Coldplay. :thinking:

Music makes my brain hurt. :sad:

But at least I haven't been at school for a month almost already. :cool3:

POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOPP

 

I think mono has made you delusional. :surprised:

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

I WILL TRY TO FIXXXX U.

QUADRUPLE XXXX XXXX.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

I AM COMPLETELY SANE.

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

INSANE IN THE BRAIN.

AND I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY.

I'MMA BE I'MMA BE I'MMA I'MMA I'MMA BE.

SMACK THAT I FORGET THE REST SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE SMACK THAT WHOAAAAAAAAAA.

 

 

That's actually what's going on in my head right now.

 

doodly doodly dooooooo.

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOLDA PUT A RING ON ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

I'm perfectly sane. :bigcry:

I don't know if I'm feverish. :thinking:

Turn on Mew right now do you have fever?

 

YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooo :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

Hi all

 

 

 

Square one for me, is more dedicated to Paula aka squareone13

 

I apologise if I am frightening you.

You get used to it though. :uhoh:

 

I'm always like WHOAAA PAULA when I listen to Square One.

Oh that sounds bad for me to say after the urine control thing. :disappointed:

TROLOLOLOLOLOLO

 

I tried to take my temperature but I ran out of air. :disappointed:

I love this picture :D

 

 

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the fans for the next concert Mew ? :cool:

 

 

 

@Paula Hi ;)

 

Hi Lory.

 

That pic was at the Manchester gig I went to :D Choir of Young Believers were ace :D

 

You know that song Square One by Coldplay?

 

Never heard of it, is it any good? :P

 

 

Where did Paula go, were we too off topic for her? *rolleyessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssetc.*

 

I went to empty the tumble dryer, put some clothes away, tidy up the bathroom and do the vacuuming... I'm soooooooooo rockn'roll \oo/

 

:P

I love Jonas's arm in that pic....looks like it's someone else's arm :laugh3:

 

btw, don't ever sing Beyonce songs again.

you crazy beach

 

i gotta hit the road now, rock on beaches :cool:

 

obai

 

YOU BEACH DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A BEACH OR I'LL BE BACHING ALL OVER YOUR BEACH AND YOU CAN JUST GO WHATEVER YOURSELF LIKE THE BEACH YOU ARE FOOL. I PITY THE FOOL.

 

Never heard of it, is it any good? :P

 

 

 

I went to empty the tumble dryer, put some clothes away, tidy up the bathroom and do the vacuuming... I'm soooooooooo rockn'roll \oo/

 

:P

 

I've never heard of it either. :blank:

I have the sudden urge to make a song about crabs. :thinking:

 

Incase you can't tell, the whole time I was on here.

I'm so SOFT ROCK.

 

drop it like it's hooooooooooot, drop it like it's hoooooooooot.

 

:blank:

 

Lory's getting a great first impression of me I bet. :blush:

btw, don't ever sing Beyonce songs again.

 

My Beyonce-hating heart has just been shattered into a million pieces.

 

Can I sing Destiny's Child songs, like Bootylicious? :charming:

 

Please say no.

 

I THINK I'M CRAZY. :bigcry:

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