Chris Martin: Wanted.

 

Estabilished Coldplay tribute band Square One are looking for a new lead vocalist. Must haves include: -

1) Talent. We're out to sound as accurately alike to Coldplay as we possibly can. Therefore, we don't need any Joe Cockers!

2) Transport. We play gigs far and wide, and need some who is mobile and committed to performing whereever and whenever. However, we are based and practise in Liverpool.

3) Gear.

 

We're the puzzle, and we're looking to find the missing piece. If you think you're it, then call Shaun on 07921529615 or e-mail us at [email protected].

is maggotbrain your stagename? I'm in the NW but I can't sing, I have a car but not the gear. Sorry!

you could blag it....bring a tape recorder....they'll be none the wiser! hehe

is maggotbrain your stagename? I'm in the NW but I can't sing' date=' I have a car but not the gear. Sorry![/quote']

 

It's actually a super-song by Funkadelic.

thanks, I couldn't sleep last night! :thumbsup:

Is this considered spam Ian?

 

:lol: :lol:

woop i live near u! but canny sing an im a girl, so wudnt wrk

woop i live near u! but canny sing an im a girl' date=' so wudnt wrk[/quote']

 

Hello ellesmere port, I live near there! Well, half hour away at least!!!! Sadly I am not a man and I carn't sing, what a bummer, I am so depressed now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks' date=' I couldn't sleep last night! :thumbsup:[/quote']

 

Well, it was a question big shot, therefore I answered it. You could actually use your 'clever' little line on absolutely any answer to any question ever asked. Which I'm sure you probably do.

 

Anyway, hope you get that insomnia sorted. Nasty.

Well, it was a question big shot, therefore I answered it. You could actually use your 'clever' little line on absolutely any answer to any question ever asked. Which I'm sure you probably do.

 

Anyway, hope you get that insomnia sorted. Nasty.

Ian, guess that means your not invited to join gear or not. :laugh3:

Hello ellesmere port' date=' I live near there! Well, half hour away at least!!!! Sadly I am not a man and I carn't sing, what a bummer, I am so depressed now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote']

 

woop!! nice 2 no im not all alone :P

Ian' date=' guess that means your not invited to join gear or not. :laugh3:[/quote']

 

That doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense.

I'm a guy, but dunno if I sound like him... (imo I don't think so)

 

(I know my post is useless... )

Ian' date=' guess that means your not invited to join gear or not. :laugh3:[/quote']Gutted!:dozey:

I'm a guy, but dunno if I sound like him... (imo I don't think so)

 

(I know my post is useless... )

 

What does 'imo' stand for, if you pardon my naivety?

^In My Opinion.

Well, I can sing but I dunno if I sound like Chris...

Well' date=' I can sing but I dunno if I sound like Chris...[/quote']

 

Plus you're French. I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

I didn't know why, but I thought you were about to reply that