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The 1st Official Coldplaying.com Alias Day has just begun!!!

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you look the dead corpse mother from Psycho. Where's your little freaky boy Norman Bates?

 

he's making a sandwich for me, why?

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of course I'm not kiding

 

If I'd have a mom I would choose you

 

I can pretend to be your mum at any time..

 

really

 

any time

 

:wink3:

I can pretend to be your mum at any time..

 

really

 

any time

 

:wink3:

 

 

 

ok :whip:

Grr

 

does someone want to join?

 

Come on..

just think about it..

 

a night with ME and The God

 

 

 

pancakes, anyone?

me me me

Oh darling!

 

You already are in!!

 

 

oh..wait..

were you talking about the pancakes?

oh riight! Silly me

 

I hope you don't mind..i didn't have any bags with me so i packed them into my underwear

nice boobs ^

 

oh thanks hehe

 

I must admit I had an operation

 

to get them in order

 

they looked a bit chaotic before

 

but now they are just perfect

oh thanks hehe

 

I must admit I had an operation

 

to get them in order

 

they looked a bit chaotic before

 

but now they are just perfect

 

an operation?

 

Noo way!

 

It's unbelievable what doctors can do nowadays..

 

I had an operation a few decades ago..and now my things look like garbage bags

 

:bigcry:

oh thanks hehe

 

I must admit I had an operation

 

to get them in order

 

they looked a bit chaotic before

 

but now they are just perfect

 

 

ohhh yeah :wink3:

you know

 

I had problems with the size before

 

but now it's ok

 

I find the best bras and stuff

 

wanna see them?

ok :dance:

of course

Oh noo!!

 

ask him to take new ones?

 

I'm sure he'll do it!

With those boobs you should be able to get anything

Jesus Christ!!! :)

 

*Says To Jesus: "Have You Seen That, Man??"

*Jesus say: "Yours Bigger, Though!!"*

*Says To Jesus: "That's Right! Let's Fuck Again!!!"*

Oh noo!!

 

ask him to take new ones?

 

I'm sure he'll do it!

With those boobs you should be able to get anything

 

I'm afraid he won't manage it before next week

 

you know he is a busy man

 

although he stays in his bedroom all day long

 

I have 10000 mums I guess

I'm afraid he won't manage it before next week

 

you know he is a busy man

 

although he stays in his bedroom all day long

 

I have 10000 mums I guess

 

oh..well it's good to have too many than too little, isn't it?

 

But it bet your bra looks incredible

yeah it can be a big advantage to have so many mums

 

who wear sexy bras (if they were anything)

 

and it's nice how much my daddy cares for them and takes pics of them and hangs them on his wall

Oh! Doesn't it hurt? to have your boobs on the wall?

Does he use glue, needles? nails?

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