OFFICIAL ORGY THREAD

 

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Let's party my dirty dirty sex machines!!!

Yes! Oh lord yes!

 

Everyone get in here! Everyone!

 

I cant wait to get my hands all over, vaginas and breasts and things.

 

I'd appreciate if the men would try and not inadvertadly hit me with their penises or when I'm squatting over a glorious young female, accidently fall pelvic thrustedly onto my coxis. Because that would be disgusting.

 

Also try and keep your semen spurting away from my face and hair.

 

That is all.

This sweet little hen could sure use a nice big cock!!!

Hello hen.

 

I have the uh, penis equipment you long for.

 

But uh... oh yeah! I have a girlfriend! Rolanda wouldnt like this. So uh, sorry.

Faux is ready for you. Because you don't know cock till you've met the Hawk.

 

hellz yea

:stunned:

 

Were you talking to me? Faux? I mean...

 

Ew, cock is disgusting but...

 

But...

 

:stunned:

 

Just out of curiosity. Were you?

no

 

damnit next time i use quotes

 

that was for hen

 

i only do dudes

 

dude

 

but i think we should go on that cruise sometime

The cruise is completely exclusive! So keep quite about everything ok?

 

Its like, top secret yknow.

Of course.

Oh an orgy:shy:

Alllllrighty, men, who wants to see me getting undressed? Pay, m'dear.

I don't need to pay for that

 

I just need to close my eyes

Oww you've got a very good imagination then, m'boy. Hey, wait, you're not a boy. So are you a lesbian? That's exciting, dear.

I'm both

 

although I'm more hetero

 

but my dreams allow everything

 

there are no limits

 

I do not have to imagine you

 

I have to look at the pics on my Dad's wall

 

over his bed

Oh so your dad appreciates me, m'sweet? That's nice I must say, the man that likes Marylin is a real man indeed. I'll send him my autograph, dear.

he appreciates women with no clothes on in general

 

he films them and takes pics of them

 

afterwards they have to smell at his pillow

 

they like it so much there that they never get out of his bed room anymore

Oh how sad! No, I don't wanna smell his pillow... I'm actually dead already, dear. So if your dad likes dead women then he can take me, sweete.

Oh you are dead as well?

 

Just like me

 

it was the best dream that I could manage to get out of my Dad's bedroom

 

but then Tony Montana killed me

 

oh I will tell my Dad

 

where can he find you?

I miss Tony Montana. He knew how to treat a foxy lady

Foxy Lady?

 

awwwww that sounds like psychedelic music to me

 

I wanna take you home

Oh you are dead as well?

 

Just like me

 

it was the best dream that I could manage to get out of my Dad's bedroom

 

but then Tony Montana killed me

 

oh I will tell my Dad

 

where can he find you?

In Hollywood, of course! My ghost will be there till the end of January and then I'm moving to Iceland.

Foxy Lady?

 

awwwww that sounds like psychedelic music to me

 

I wanna take you home

 

 

 

are you a groovy chick or a happening dude? either way you gotta be hot to take this foxy mama home...i have standards you see

In Hollywood' date=' of course! My ghost will be there till the end of January and then I'm moving to Iceland.[/quote']

 

will you move to Madagaskar by any chance?

 

that'd be great

 

oh btw

 

I should send you a lot of kisses from my Dad

 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

 

he says they are all for you and your most private parts of your body

 

you should appreciate them

are you a groovy chick or a happening dude? either way you gotta be hot to take this foxy mama home...i have standards you see

 

honestly

 

that's making me manic depression

 

I'm only hot at my 51st anniversary