December 28, 200619 yr Damn.. I want to have a cleaning service for my boobs..i want them to shine like the sun
December 28, 200619 yr oh I can send you an instruction if you want:) every step is explained there and you'll see that it's quite easy to make them shine like the sun
December 28, 200619 yr That would be great darling!! I don't have much of cash to pay you..but what about pancakes? Special offer..
December 28, 200619 yr wow this paste on it looks useful I could put that on my boobs and the knight or you or whoever can taste it how about that?:wink3:
December 28, 200619 yr wow this paste on it looks useful I could put that on my boobs and the knight or you or whoever can taste it how about that?:wink3: I can do that :smug: But we shouldn't forget his horse.. perhaps he could taste some too.. think about it, horse's tongue..on your plastic boob..
December 28, 200619 yr ^ Give Those 200 Me And I Will Buy You A Phallus! :) I can only give them to God.
December 28, 200619 yr I can only give them to God. Ogay, That's Fine By Me! But I Can Give You A Phallus Anyway! :) *gives the Monopoly Man a PHALLUS!!!!* :)
December 28, 200619 yr you mean horse plastic tongue on my soft boob? Is the tongue made of plastic? Poor horse..i hope he can taste something, soft boobs taste great. So i'm told
December 28, 200619 yr Good to know, darling! I'm gonna collect bunch of boobs and build a park full of them You all can visit there anytime!
December 28, 200619 yr The monopoly man always always collects $200. I thought that you of all people would notice my misquote from the game of Monopoly.
January 10, 200719 yr hahaha I went through town today and usually you don't find rather unusual things there....I passed a small shop which offered calendars and suddenly I read "The Godfather- Tony Montana- official calendar 2007"...on the cover there was Tony standing with a cigar in his mouth.....mwhahahah.... actually nothing special.....but I had never heard of him before this alias thing and now I even can buy calendars with his pics.......buy them where I don't even expect them....haha
January 10, 200719 yr Noooooo Alias day posts continue to resurface. Thats pretty funny you saw the calander. I'm sure that made you excited and put dirty thoughts into your head.
January 10, 200719 yr mwhahahah noooooooooooo......not in front of a shop....could have become pretty embarrassing if I couldn't conrol myself anymore.....:uhoh: actually I even bought a calendar for my sister as a birthday present....mwhahah I could have bought the Montana one for her
January 10, 200719 yr What did you end up getting? I finally have a calander this year. Last year I just used my 2005 one all year, well it just hung there on the wall. My sister had a coldplay calander that I would steal for months on end until she noticed. Quite funny actually.
January 10, 200719 yr I finally bought a Jack Daniel's Whiskey calendar...lol....it looks nice and my sister said she like the poster of it.....and you can write things in it.....couldn't decide between this one and the Pink Floyd one although the Audrey Hepburn one rocked as well.... hahaha......so I guess your sister was quite aware of this calendar..
January 10, 200719 yr Well she just didn't have a nail to put it up on or something lazy like that. I was just jealous, my dad bought it for her when he came home from a trip. I forget what I got. But I was like "Hey! I'm the big coldplay fan here!" I should just steal it again and use it for 2007.
January 10, 200719 yr hey cool Dad......I think mine wouldn't even do this....I get my calendars from my sister...usually Coldplay calendars....and I think this year she bought an unofficial one only with Chris pics in it....:sick: erm.....if you steal it again....don't you get confused with the days then?:uhoh: hmmm ok.......who does seriously use a calendar like this for checking the date?
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