It kinda confused me too, don't worry.

 

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

 

A woolly jumper!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOOLOLLZZZZZZ

 

just kidding

It would have been weird if you actually found that funny..

i didnt even get it

Oh... Well, kangaroos jump and sheep are woolly. And a woolly jumper is clothing, so I guess it's a double-meaning joke - kinda.

What did the mosquito say when it saw the camel's hump?

 

Gee,did I do that?

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."

 

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

 

"Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."

 

So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

 

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.