Remember that old poem?

 

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Suger is sweet,

and so are you. (I think I'm gonna be sick,lol)

 

In hounour of everybody's favorite cash-grabbing holiday, how would you finish it??:laugh3:

 

Roses Are Red

Violets are Blue

I don't live in Chile,

so I'm royally skrewed,lol.

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

But I'm colour blind

So what can I do...................... :rolleyes:

roses are red

violets are blue

unless they are a different color

and in that case mark was right

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Poems that rhyme are boring.

Don't you agree?

 

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Eight more sylables...

It's Haiku.

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

When I heard Posh sing

It sure made me spew............................

 

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

You're not me

And I'm not you.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

The stars are all yellow.

Look how they shine for you!:laugh3:

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

dont try to bet

cause Valentines is SHIT!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

dont try to bet

cause Valentines is SHIT!

:laugh3:

The roses have wilted

the violets are dead,

sugar is lumpy

and so is your head.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

But now they're "GM",

They might just eat you!!

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

But I'm colour blind

So what can I do...................... :rolleyes:

 

:laugh3:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your an asshole,

So shut the fuck up and screw you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your an asshole,

So shut the fuck up and screw you!

 

:stunned:

 

I recommend anger management!!:P

Haha it's appropriate for Valentine's Day, isn't it? :rolleyes:

Roses are red,

Bullets are lead

Take me back now

Or get shot in the head

 

:laugh4:

Roses are red,

Bullets are lead

Take me back now

Or get shot in the head

 

:laugh4:

 

It sounds like you have been shot in the head!!:P

Noses are red.

Earlobes are too.

It's so f**king cold here

that they're turning blue!:lol:

:laugh4:

Roses are red

violets are blue

i want to go to carnaval

together with you

roses are red

violets are blue

stay away from me

coz you smell like poo